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Of all the threads on this forum, this one, I believe, is the one to watch for 2015.

Some things to look out for this coming year:

a. J49 gets caught embezzling and is indicted - welcome to prison where J49's the ho for some pruno;
b. J49's wife finds out about his whoring (via walking in; finding texts; catching some STD), litigation and forum "I told you so" ensues;
c. One of J49's hoes (or their "boyfriends") needs $$ asap and burglarizes J49 home (when nobody is home, naturally);
d. One of J49's hoes gets caught and in exchange for plea and participation in a diversion program, drops J49's name, amongst others, to the ADA;
e. All of the above

Doubtful this is going to be a quiet year for this thread. Thanks, Johnny!
 
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are you drunk notch?

a. what's a pruno?
d. Why would the amaericans with disabilities act care about johns? Why would anyone, even cops care about a hooker's johns?
 
Johnny53

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Notch_sl said:
Of all the threads on this forum, this one, I believe, is the one to watch for 2015.

Some things to look out for this coming year:

a. J49 gets caught embezzling and is indicted - welcome to prison where J49's the ho for some pruno;
b. J49's wife finds out about his whoring (via walking in; finding texts; catching some STD), litigation and forum "I told you so" ensues;
c. One of J49's hoes (or their "boyfriends") needs $$ asap and burglarizes J49 home (when nobody is home, naturally);
d. One of J49's hoes gets caught and in exchange for plea and participation in a diversion program, drops J49's name, amongst others, to the ADA;
e. All of the above

Doubtful this is going to be a quiet year for this thread. Thanks, Johnny!
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f. Johnny dies of colon cancer
g. Johnny's dick wears out and he spends the rest of his ill-gotten gains on video games and chicken wings
h. one or more of the current hoe stable...ends up pregnant
i. Johnny goes back to his former employer and is far removed from his hooker playground
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
f. Johnny dies of colon cancer
g. Johnny's dick wears out and he spends the rest of his ill-gotten gains on video games and chicken wings
h. one or more of the current hoe stable...ends up pregnant
i. Johnny goes back to his former employer and is far removed from his hooker playground
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j. J49's spiral is complete when he starts using with his girls

k. J49 finds jesus
 
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Oh man if you ever come down with catastrophic erectile dysfunction that not even Viagra could help please let us know. That would be textbook poetic justice. Your entire world would come crashing down. I'm not a religious man but I'm gonna pray this happens for the lulz.
 
Adebisi

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What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night
Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write
Kids just don't understand
Johnny don't care about the world
As long as he can do his girl
And prove that he's a man..

 
Agraza

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I'll save you. He posted here 10 times. I'll endeavor to do the same in 2015. You're welcome.

9 more to go.
 
Johnny53

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this weeks recap
friday - seimone
saturday - capri and seimone
sunday - right hand
monday - right hand and left hand
tuesday - deena
wednesday - capri and capri again 4 hours later
thursday - Destiny on Xbox
friday - capri for lunch
money spent -Seimone $220, Capri $180 and Deena $40
time spent - Seimone 12 hours. Capri 4 hours, Deena 1 hour
average - Seimone $18.33 per hour, Capri $45.00 per hour and Deena $40.00 per hour
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
this weeks recap
friday - seimone
saturday - capri and seimone
sunday - right hand
monday - right hand and left hand
tuesday - deena
wednesday - capri and capri again 4 hours later
thursday - Destiny on Xbox
friday - capri for lunch
money spent -Seimone $220, Capri $180 and Deena $40
time spent - Seimone 12 hours. Capri 4 hours, Deena 1 hour
average - Seimone $18.33 per hour, Capri $45.00 per hour and Deena $40.00 per hour
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Adebisi

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friday - heroin and herpes
saturday - hep c and herpes
tuesday - hep b and meth
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Happy Hookerversary to Capri....one year ago today i picked her up on the corner of broadway and stevens...around 530...paid her $30 to just sit in my lap and kiss my neck/ears
 
Alex

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I'm more blown away by the Google location history than anything else. That is amazingly accurate.
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
Happy Hookerversary to Capri....one year ago today i picked her up on the corner of broadway and stevens...around 530...paid her $30 to just sit in my lap and kiss my neck/ears
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I just don't understand this. I mean, I'm a guy so I understand the need to get your rocks off, even if I think you should relegate that to being your wife's job. But you paid someone $30 to cuddle. I don't understand that. Was your wife so busy she couldn't hold your hand?

I'm past judgment. I'm honestly just curious at this point.
 
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