My new Dating Pool

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Famm

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Least offensive body odor.

Most likely to nod off during sexual act.

Most visible track marks.
 

Johnny53

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Then lets get some objective categories going.

Biggest tits
Best tits (in case you're not a size is everything guy)
Best overall body
Tightest pussy
Capri has the biggest Golden Globes
Capri has the Best Golden Globes
Capri....winner best body
Seimone's pussy is the tightest and cutest
 

Johnny53

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Smelliest pussy
Most likely to rob your house with her meth head boyfriend
Deadest eyes while fucking
Most likely to rot your dick off
Capri.....most likely to be mistaken for sushi
Since Seimone is the only one to visit my house....wins
Capri....wins the deadest eyes award
deena is the most active so if my pee pee does rot off i will blame her
 

AngryGerbil

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Most likely to spend a night explaining to police how you know her?

"How do you know this girl?"

"Well you see officer it's like this..."
 

Hoss

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Johnny, in their online ads, do your girls claim to be DDF?
 
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