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well even though capri is a cheating whore...i still like her, saw her for the fourth day in a row this morning...road head on the way to my office, then she spit my load out the window and all over my car, yesterday she pointed out that i am getting a bargain, that most dates only cum once, and since i cum multiple times she should be charging more, but she doesn't because she love me
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
well even though capri is a cheating whore...i still like her, saw her for the fourth day in a row this morning...road head on the way to my office, then she spit my load out the window and all over my car, yesterday she pointed out that i am getting a bargain, that most dates only cum once, and since i cum multiple times she should be charging more, but she doesn't because she love me
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True love bro, true love..

Make sure to wipe your baby batter off the car dude, that stuff will etch paint worse than bird shit.
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
well even though capri is a cheating whore...i still like her, saw her for the fourth day in a row this morning...road head on the way to my office, then she spit my load out the window and all over my car, yesterday she pointed out that i am getting a bargain, that most dates only cum once, and since i cum multiple times she should be charging more, but she doesn't because she love me
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yep you solved the mystery. the reason grocery stores offer $10 for 3 12-packs of Pepsi sodas is because they are hopelessly in love with you.
 
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Johnny49_sl said:
since i cum multiple times she should be charging more, but she doesn't because she love me
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Charging more is right over the horizon. If I had the balls to rawdog junkies, I'd be looking for a new one, because I'm thinking she's got her feelers out for a price hike, or at last a per vinegar-face pricing schema since she could probably make more from that than hourly/per visit pricing with our jizz-machine here.
 
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Question Johnny: Do you tell any of these cum-guzzling whores that say they love you, that you love them in return?
 
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He's had video of one saying love you before. Of course they are getting paid for much more degrading acts than lying.
 
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Deena officially announced her retirement on USAsexguide:
The, Deena, Shorty, Whatever you want to call me.

I am done with dating and the streets. Just so everyone knows, I got alot going for me right now and I'm headed in the right and better direction. Some of you were more than just customers and ill miss you's all in one way or another. But I'm on to bigger and better things. Happy hunting gentlemen. Nice knowing ya. <3
 
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