NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

uncognito

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I have only heard "dabbing" used as a term for a way to smoke hash with a blow torch. and google image search seems to agree.

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Phazael

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Basically, they're heartless.
Yup. Not to Godwin the thread, next to steamrolling France and converting Jews into soap, Nazis are probably most famous for being brutally efficient. I see BB in much the same light. Probably not good for the spirit of the game, but damn effective. Plus when everyone is expendable its hard for anyone to fuck you over by luring away players and coaches from your roster. Of course this is all possible thanks to Tom taking pay cuts since his wife brings in more money. Having a HOF QB working for under scale really gives you room to maneuver. But still our coach has had more or less the same at his disposal in Favre and Rodgers, with the draft and develop policy, but is an incompetent boob, hence only one ring in that time. Say what you want about Bellicheat, but the guy is good at what he does.
 

Xevy

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I liked TY Hilton's dance better. I want to call it the "tiny moose" but I'm sure it's from something somewhere.

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Merrith

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I think Carolina and Cincy might be the only contending teams not seriously compromised by many injuries

That's just off the top of my head though. Let's see if I'm close.

NFL Week 11 Games Missed Due to Injury and IIT Metrics November 25, 2015 - Man Games Lost

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Ehh, close enough. Minnesota, Denver, and Arizona pretty lucky o the injuries so far as well.

So NE has missed a fuckton of games, but(as of last week) they weren't generally huge impact injuries. I expect that their bubble climb a lot over the next few weeks though, what with Edelman and maybe Gronk missing games.

Also look at that Steelers bubble. I should probably cry more about my teams injuries.
I guess I should whine more about injuries too since it looks like Skins have lost more man games than any other team on that chart by a sliver. 6 of the projected starters (at least going into the year) are already out for the season. O line down Licht and Lavauo for the year, Galette never even played this year got hurt in preseason (would have helped the pass rush). Culliver done for the year hurt the secondary a lot.

We've been lucky that is hasn't been the QB this time around, mainly b/c Cousins feels like his hand is going to fall off if he holds the ball more than 3 seconds. Lately it's been working out though so all good.
 

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!?!?!








Too bad, you're stuck with Ravens Browns.
 

Genjiro

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Im down 7 with Benjamin playing, thank you fantasy football for making these games have some semblance of meaning.
 

Famm

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I'm almost eliminated from playoff contention in my keeper league, I need Buck Allen to score 19 for a win!

Ok, I'm fucked.
 

Chanur

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Come on Browns. Need to win some games since the Chargers beat the Shaguars .
 

Caal

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3 hours of watching Joe Thomas and Marshal Yanda.

And absolutely nothing fucking else.
 

Famm

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Watching our secondary is usually entertaining....not for Ravens fans but I'm sure its a laugh riot for everyone else.