NHL 26-27: Roasting marshmallows around a Detroit dumpster

Penance

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And larkin too!

In more realistic news it's very possible mcdavid is going to have a 200pt season
 

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"Larkin will forfeit $41,237.11 in pay for each day of his suspension."

Insane, athletes make too much money.
 

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Probably because Tampa hasn't won a playoff series for 5 seasons and are still asking everyone to take big discounts on their contracts.
 
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But wait. There's more.

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I do wonder what it looks like to keep Kuch in here. I'm guessing at least 19-20M and somebody gotta go. No idea who or how. Everyone making enough besides Moser has NT/NM clauses.

The chances are low but not zero.
 

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I don't even think they can win with Kuch at this point. Seems odd to a pay a guy that much only to get worse year over year and, at best, get eliminated early in the playoffs. Hasn't he also been notorious for not doing shit in the playoffs the last few years? I know the guy is a generational talent, but the math isn't mathing for me.
 

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I don't even think they can win with Kuch at this point. Seems odd to a pay a guy that much only to get worse year over year and, at best, get eliminated early in the playoffs. Hasn't he also been notorious for not doing shit in the playoffs the last few years? I know the guy is a generational talent, but the math isn't mathing for me.
Yea this is probably how JBB feels as well. However most of the losses have been super close. And none of the losses were on kuch, it was mainly bottom 12 vs bottom 12 as it is in playoffs usually. Still if they let the reigning Hart winner walk, and the second franchise icon in as many years, it looks bad. Personally I hope he gets paid or goes to a legit cup contender team.
 

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Anaheim definitely takes the cake for me. Really wish Perry still played there cause I'd totally get that jersey. Still might get Killorns.

Other cool ones are NY, NJ, PHI, NSH

Tampas is good on a hat I guess
 

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Chicago's is the worst of em all.

Florida, Anaheim and Seattle are awesome.
I'm just going to assume you haven't seen the Dallas ones... They're "Here's your Hi-vis vest for your crossing guard duty, and we put a hockey players name on the back".
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