I'll never understand why the immediate answer to all of these things isn't, "Who made you the fuck police? Fuck off!". (alternatively, "I've got a trillion dollars, I'll fuck who I want.", would also be acceptable).
(Of course, you could say, "but Control, that's why you're not a trillionaire!" but I'm pretty sure that's not the reason.)

Well, that's true I guess. I guess I just assume that trillionaires have their wife stuff sorted out, but maybe not.Generally, it tends to play badly for the lawyers in the divorce proceedings.
In this particular case, it's more the chinese spy part, rather than the infidelity.
Can't speak for all companies but a lot have pulled out of ChinaWell, that's true I guess. I guess I just assume that trillionaires have their wife stuff sorted out, but maybe not.
I also don't get why anyone cares about Chinese spys. It's ok to hire Chinese, ok to elect them to office, not ok to fuck them? Not that I'm defending this horny ceo in particular. I couldn't care less what happens to him, but it just seems like a dumb and obvious hit job for someone's agenda.

Can't speak for all companies but a lot have pulled out of China
There's a joke there about jensen I'm sure

Well, that's true I guess. I guess I just assume that trillionaires have their wife stuff sorted out, but maybe not.