On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

khalid

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Your parents paying for luxuries while you pay for essentials is basically the opposite of what I see as a normal parent-child relationship when you are an adult.

Parents should step in and help you if you are having trouble getting by. Being your sugardaddy and buying you christmas presents and shit yearround because you can't manage your own money seems bizarre. No wonder you still see yourself as a child, your parents sure haven't stopped treating you as one.
 

Gaige

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You could also look at it like: I'm an adult who doesn't have trouble getting by. I have my own place and pay all my own bills. More than a lot of adults can say.
 

Hoss

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Just smother her with a pillow. You don't seem above that.
He's pretty much on record as saying the law is his moral compass. So he'd never do anything like that unless it was legal.
 

Gaige

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Hoss is right. Outside of speeding I can't think of anything illegal that I would do (although I'm sure there probably is stuff, because there are so many laws). It's why I'm so against drugs, for instance. However if murder was legalized it doesn't mean I would kill someone. Plenty of shit is legal that I don't do, like smoke. Smoking is a huge crime against humanity and society. I hate it.
 

Chanur

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I work two jobs. My parents just provide me with things that are outside the realm of my income. I pay all my own bills though, have my own place. They just buy shit like my car, my motorcyle, my ATV, my TVs, my Xbox, my computer, etc. The normal day to day shit I pay for though.
Not interested in being a man and standing on your own two feet or what? I give you a lot of crap and it's mostly just for fun but you are close to 30 are you not?
 

Burnesto

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Why doesn't anyone ever sack up and tell these old people to fuck off and get in a nursing home?
 

Gaige

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Not interested in being a man and standing on your own two feet or what? I give you a lot of crap and it's mostly just for fun but you are close to 30 are you not?
I don't get those statements. I live on my own in an apartment. I pay my own bills. How am I not standing on my own two feet because my parents buy me things from time to time. Also why would it be better if I was struggling and my parents had to pay my bills. That is somehow okay but because I'm not struggling if my parents buy me a motorcyle I'm a mooch, lol.
 

Itlan

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Because apparently without your parents you wouldn't have a car, an ATV, a motorcycle, a TV, an Xbox, etc? Are you truly this fucking stupid? Your parents are probably to blame for your dumbass having access to the internet. Fuck those guys.
 

Gaige

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No, that's assumption. If they didn't buy them I'd just buy them myself. As it is I usually have like $2.5k left over every month that I just transfer into my savings account.
 

Daezuel

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The only thing Gaige murders is teenage girls hips, amirite?

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Gaige

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No way you have 2.5k left after bills every month on a 45k salary. Math greatly disagrees with you.
Okay, I guess you know my bills better than I do. You may be right though, I was probably overestimating a bit. I haven't been saving much of anything the last couple months because of Christmas. You caught me, I'm a bad saver!
 

Chanur

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I don't get those statements. I live on my own in an apartment. I pay my own bills. How am I not standing on my own two feet because my parents buy me things from time to time. Also why would it be better if I was struggling and my parents had to pay my bills. That is somehow okay but because I'm not struggling if my parents buy me a motorcyle I'm a mooch, lol.
Here is the thing you don't pay your own bills. Your parents pay for a large portion of what you have. You should be embarrassed to be honest.
 

zombiewizardhawk

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No, that's assumption. If they didn't buy them I'd just buy them myself. As it is I usually have like $2.5k left over every month that I just transfer into my savings account.
But your parents only buy you shit that's outside of your income capabilities... hahaha