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Utnayan

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What if I only play poker with a few buddies in a house for $20 a person with no buy backs and just have fun for 2-3 hours?
 
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Woolygimp

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What if you spank it to pictures of David Hasselhoff? I don't give a fuck what you do.

And grow some balls. If you're going to play a house game at least have a $100 buyin.

I'm being hostile because there was no reason to call me a liar in this thread because I made a simple typo by duplicating a card in a hand history. I know enough of the terminology and intricacies to know that I'm not bullshitting. Instead of being kind, you choose to troll me for no reason.

I would have been glad to have an AMA or answer ANY question regarding poker, online poker, live, and gambing. Even counting Blackjack.
 

Utnayan

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What if you spank it to pictures of David Hasselhoff? I don't give a fuck what you do.

And grow some balls. If you're going to play a house game at least have a $100 buyin.

I'm being hostile because there was no reason to call me a liar in this thread because I made a simple typo by duplicating a card in a hand history. I know enough of the terminology and intricacies to know that I'm not bullshitting. Instead of being kind, you choose to troll me for no reason.

I would have been glad to have an AMA or answer ANY question regarding poker, online poker, live, and gambing. Even counting Blackjack.

I called you a liar before you made that typo. Don't worry, instead of leveraging my clairvoyance on the flop, I am using it (Well, about .01% of it anyway) on your sorry ass.
 

Woolygimp

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This is something we can easily prove. Let's play online poker, HU, $5,000.

I can make it happen, right now. Might be able to only do $2,000 due to deposit restrictions, but we'll work something out. I have the next few hours off, so I can play a few HU matches.
 

Woolygimp

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You're an anti-social fucktard, waste of carbon, that has done nothing with his life, and can't accept there are people more successful than you.

My dog and my backyard:

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Woolygimp

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My bedroom:

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Use to run 3 monitors and play 4 tables per monitor for twelve total. I've played 8 tables per monitor for 16-24, but that's too many.

My dog tearing up my room before I had the the room remodeled.

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If you can't tell that's a $300k house then idk. That's a hot tub/Jacuzzi in the bathroom.

Living room:

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Wooly, the more you bring your RL shit up the more people are going to use it as an avenue to attack you. It isn't really about whether your claims are true or not, but it sure seems you really care if we think its true. The more you try and back it up in cases, the more often it will be used as a method of convenient attack and ignoring of your arguments. The truth is, none of us really care but we can tell it bothers you when people doubt it. Your best bet is to drop the RL shit completely. If it makes you feel better, I believe you. Now hold that close and drop it.

Vaclav had the same shit going on in the politics thread for a long time. Everytime he would say something, there was always a relative of his who had a really great perspective on the problem! No one gave a shit and so people started piling on him about it (me included!). You are suffering from the same issue.
 
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Does Wooly's facial hair not grow above his jaw line? What the fuck is that?
 
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Utnayan

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Sorry, the place looks like a fucking dump.

Haha Jesus sorry Wooly but find a new place to live that won't be shut down by the health department. And get a bed that doesn't look like it was taken from a dumpster when they cleaned out bed bug ridden mattresses from the local Super 8.
 
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Utnayan

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Also quit smoking so much and don't root for the saints.
 
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I'm not going to support his claims of omfgamazeballs poker skills, but Wooly does seem to know his poker.

He also seems like he is the stereotypical young online poker player that we always see at live games. Arrogant, antisocial, abrasive with a super aggressive betting style that is less effective in live games than it is in online games.

It really doesn't take "rainman" to win at poker, it just takes discipline. Grinding is boring as fuck, but online games made it more of a possibility because you can play 16 games at once.

Multiple wins in large field tournaments are a better assessment of real skill.
 

Woolygimp

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That's just how I shaved that day. People tell me I look 21/22 when I'm actually 30.

My room was a mess, at that time, but I fixed it up and it looks like the second screenshot. I do very well at live games, my average is $83 over the last 4 years or whatever, since our new casino opened up. I keep a journal.

Here is the best hand of poker I've ever played. I called $400 with Q high.

Just call? Or Rebluff? - Medium Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit - Medium Stakes Poker Forum

...and won. The villain in that hand is the only poker player that I personally know IRL that is better than me.

Yes, I'm antisocial. I hate most people, I think they're disgusting.
 

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That's just how I shaved that day. People tell me I look 21/22 when I'm actually 30.

My room was a mess, at that time, but I fixed it up and it looks like the second screenshot. I do very well at live games, my average is $83 over the last 4 years or whatever, since our new casino opened up. I keep a journal.

Here is the best hand of poker I've ever played. I called $400 with Q high.

Just call? Or Rebluff? - Medium Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit - Medium Stakes Poker Forum

...and won. The villain in that hand is the only poker player that I personally know IRL that is better than me.

Woolygimp
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Bit of a slow learner eh?
 
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That's just how I shaved that day. People tell me I look 21/22 when I'm actually 30.

My room was a mess, at that time, but I fixed it up and it looks like the second screenshot. I do very well at live games, my average is $83 over the last 4 years or whatever, since our new casino opened up. I keep a journal.

Here is the best hand of poker I've ever played. I called $400 with Q high.

Just call? Or Rebluff? - Medium Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit - Medium Stakes Poker Forum

...and won. The villain in that hand is the only poker player that I personally know IRL that is better than me.

Yes, I'm antisocial. I hate most people, I think they're disgusting.
You obviously haven't played enough live poker to know that no one gives a flying fuck about bad beat stories.
 
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