Operation: Generate lulz

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tyen

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basically an asston of people camped at ICE.

Im free this weekend to pull shenanigans if you guys are down.

Its getting national attention

its also directly next door to a Tesla factory, so Elon Musk might be there?

Maybe an elon musk 4d troll sign so he comes out here? Could make a sign that guilt trips him into it.

i can make sure any sign gets in the view of cameras pretty easy
 
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Breakdown

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How about you spend some fixing time with your kids so they don’t end up shit boxes like you and their mom.
 
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Hoss

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Man on the street interviews. If it's for your personal lulz, use a cardboard tube as a microphone. You can also shove a mic from rock band into the tube so if anyone calls you on it you can make them look foolish.

Make outrageous signs pretending to be on their side.

For maximum FOH lulz, get someone to film you and wear a trump mask and carry a sign saying "You have to go back" with a picture of a toilet on it.
 
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tyen

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For maximum FOH lulz, get someone to film you and wear a trump mask and carry a sign saying "You have to go back" with a picture of a toilet on it.

Thats actually really fucking good. lol
 

hory

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What kind of limp dick local law enforcement do you have that something like this can happen?
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Start up a man on the street interview with a homeless tent in the background shot. About 2 minutes into the interview, one of your paid bums unzips the tent, staggers out of it, and proceeds to take a giant (bonus points for loud) dump during your interview.
 
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Jait

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I gave you a solid platinum idea already. Take your kid assuming you still have rights and trespass on Nancy Pelosi’s 8 figure estate. Scream when they take your child and ask why you aren’t allowed to seek asylum from your crazy ass Dictator, King Trex.
 
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tyen

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Man on the street interviews. If it's for your personal lulz, use a cardboard tube as a microphone. You can also shove a mic from rock band into the tube so if anyone calls you on it you can make them look foolish.

Make outrageous signs pretending to be on their side.

For maximum FOH lulz, get someone to film you and wear a trump mask and carry a sign saying "You have to go back" with a picture of a toilet on it.

I called up Spencer's and they dont have this mask in the store. Dickfaces.

Donald Trump Mask - Spencer's
 
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Soygen

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Ok, get a gun. Enter the protest and find the most annoying person there and kill them. Go to prison. While in prison, join the 2nd best gang. Act like a badass and talk mad shit to the #1 gang. Get raped in the shower by the #1 gang's head rapist. Attempt to get revenge by killing their gang leader. End up getting sodomized with a broomstick, then thrown off the 3rd level of the D-block. Die. Have your family file a wrongful death lawsuit. They win millions. That money goes to your kids and gives them at least a fighting chance at having a decent life.
 
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Evernothing

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Ask ICE to take your kids away to a detention center. This will be a major upgrade to their living and rearing situation.

Create documents to prove trex trex is an illegal immigrant. Have her deported.
 
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Hoss

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Ok, get a gun. Enter the protest and find the most annoying person there and kill them. Go to prison. While in prison, join the 2nd best gang. Act like a badass and talk mad shit to the #1 gang. Get raped in the shower by the #1 gang's head rapist. Attempt to get revenge by killing their gang leader. End up getting sodomized with a broomstick, then thrown off the 3rd level of the D-block. Die. Have your family file a wrongful death lawsuit. They win millions. That money goes to your kids and gives them at least a fighting chance at having a decent life.

The only thing wrong with this idea is that there's no way to film the entire thing for our enjoyment.