I'm still sitting here hoping somehow to re evaluate it and somehow love it... isn't happening...
Why can I imagine 10000x ways to tie this into cloverfield and make it 10000x better :/
No, but did mention in basic training that he was a gentle soul that did not even want to kill a mouse.Do they ever explain why there is a black guy in the platoon?
If you wanted to say something was shallow and unsatisfying, just call it my penisThis movie has reverse-synergy-syndrome. WW2, Nazis, zombies, decent acting performances, decent special effects and makeup, despicable villains... all of that should add up to something pretty cool but it doesn't.
By the end, the movie feels shallow, limited, and unsatisfying. The story isn't bad, it just seems like it was written by an amateur and had the depth of a Dixie cup.