Passenger (2026)

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Title: Passenger (2026)

Genre: Horror

Director: André Øvredal

Cast: Jacob Scipio, Lou Llobell, Melissa Leo, Joseph Lopez, Tony Doupe, Bonni Dichone, Devielle Johnson, Jessica Cruz

Release: 2026-05-21

Runtime: 94

Plot: A few weeks into their van-life adventure, a young couple witnesses a horrific accident that leaves the driver dead. Soon they're being pursued by a demonic stalker who's impossible to outrun and follows them wherever they go.
 
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Is this the prequel to

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A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 90 years early.
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DEI acting. Director who tried really hard to add dramatic tension and failed due to how terrible the performances were.

Surprised this got a theatrical release. The big bad was good? for what it is, but the budget is so low you can't take it serious. I think there was 3 separate times they did a vehicle shake scene. "Alright we need another tense scene, what can we do for 0 dollars?" Uhhhh shake the van again sir. You got it!

This is a skip. I'd put any Blair Witch DVD spinoff or the Chris Stuckmann movie "Shelby Oaks" over this-- if that tells you how poor this is, even for a B movie.
 
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kroenen said:
Out on PVOD, the jayrebb jayrebb movie review calls it: "The biggest surprise of the year : this got a theatrical release." darkmiasma darkmiasma , you don't want to miss this one.
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oh man … that review is so bad, but when you do the pull quote that way …

I just watched Obsession twice in a row too. I guess I can do another shit movie as soon as I finish this exam for my Master’s. Gimme a few days.
 
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Is this movie a metaphor for how #VanLife losers are a plague upon society
 
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Finally got around to watching this. It was both stupid and boring. The actors are bad, and it feels low budget, but the worst part is how lazy and filled with jump scares it is.

The Strangers Trilogy was better than this. It’s maybe a 2 out of 10. It could have been worse, but not by much.
 
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Go watch this instead:

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Kithani said:
Is this movie a metaphor for how #VanLife losers are a plague upon society
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How much of a nuisance can they actually be? Most of them quit in short order after realizing that there's a big quality of life difference between living in whatever shitbox they could barely afford to buy vs the extensively modded campers/box trucks from whatever YTer that inspired them to try it.
 
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