photo shop wizards, I call upon you for your help.

"friend"

Looks like Buck Angel

Where is payment?

Who the fuck was taking this picture?

Shooping giant veiny black dicks all over that picture would just improve it. There is seriously nothing that photoshop could do to that picture to make it worse. I look at that picture and think that vacationing in R'lyeh for the rest of eternity would be a good way to scrub the memory from my brain.

Payment,

Are there any pics without that magazine in the way?

....

...you know, for photoshopping...

Your friend broke one of the pink handles off of his laundry basket.

i don't think that pic could be made any worse

People lack some kind of filter. Why would you even take that picture in the first place much less put it on Facebook?

Payment is not random internet tits, we can all find those. Payment requires personal tits with rerolled written on them for proof.

Front runner for worst thread of 2K15.