Photoshop Request One Romance

Discussion in 'The Classics 97.3' started by wamphyr, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. wamphyr Member

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    It is my girlfriend birthday on Tuesday and i too poor to buy her an expensive gift. So i was thinking to do something romantic, to print and frame a little drawing along with some romantic verses.

    I found a picture that is almost perfect. Except for one thing.

    This drawing is supposed to be a conceptual representation of me and her kissing. As you can see the guy in the first drawing has a beard and a mustache. And i dont.

    I modified the picture to the best of my abilities but as you can see, the result is far from perfect. So if anyone can remove the beard and the mustache from the first picture, without leaving ugly artefacts that will be noticed when i will print it, i will be forever grateful.
     
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  3. Tingteng_foh shitlord

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    Hey PWamphyr. Its easter not valentines.
     
  4. niteflyx_foh shitlord

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    Just curious, what language is that poem in? (And what does it say?)
     
  5. Pancreas Member

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    I think it"s the forbidden black tongue of ancient times used to summon the end of the world...
     
  6. wamphyr Member

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    Well, the pedobear photoshop and the Chutlu photoshop was funny. But please do help me with this one.

    I am from Romania, and thus the poem is in Romanian. As all poems are, all the beauty is lost in translation, but i will try my best.

    In the beginning was the Kiss
    And it was resting on your lips
    Laid down on mine, it blessed the sky
    And the entire world was born
    Out of the kiss that had us intertwined.
     
  7. Fediel_foh shitlord

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    I am sure your girlfriend will appreciate the fact that her representation will be kissing another guy, who was made to look like you. And the fact that you are trying to get credit for being sweet when in fact you simply appropriated somebody elses artwork, modified it and presented it as your own.
     
  8. Frax_foh shitlord

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    everyone is an art critic!
     
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    o/\o

    Also: this is a bad idea.
     
  10. wamphyr Member

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    I dislike being falsely accused, even by a stranger on the Internet.
    It was not my intention to pretend it is my drawing. Plagiarism is just not my style. Anyway, bad ideea or not, i will still do it, i am stupid like that.

    If noone is kind enough to brush up the first pic for me i will go with the one i modified. If she loves me, she will like it. Thanks anyway for the advice, and for the laughs, those photoshops were funny.
     
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    She should be kissing your nuts.
     
  12. Picasso3 Mexican Impressionist
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    In the spirit of counterproductivity.
     
  13. Lenaldo_foh shitlord

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    grow a beard?
     
  14. Mr Element_foh shitlord

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  15. Grimmlokk Well-Known Member

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    I want to make sweet sweet love to this thread.
     
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    God I fucking love this board.

    I read the OP in all seriousness and was like "Wow, an honest request. It should be interesting to see someone take the bea... ok that"s Pedobear"

    Fucking comedy genius.
     
  18. Sweet Prince EmpireF4i_foh
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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more alike?
     
  19. Baron von Rudd_foh
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    Wow.. did you read that before you hit ENTER? Holy grammarmindfuck.
     
  20. aychamo_aycono_sl
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    My brain just imploded.