Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown


Elder shitposter of R'lyeh
<Gold Donor>
81d 8h 53m
Thread is simple: look for the ugliest, nastiest escorts/hookers in your town and post their pics or Backpage ads. You get major bonus points if you find someone that you know and post pics of her holding a legit non-'Shooped sign with Rerolled on it, or Rerolled on her tits.

Thanks to Valos for this IRC derail lol.

One from Kansas City for Adebisi:

Mind B-L-O-W-I-N-G Talent!!!! Extremely Sexy Bomshell???? - kansas city escorts -




Musty Nester
96d 13h 41m
They're basically all gonna be black and either jigglypuff or man jawed.

Amazingly few that look like meth tweakers. A person would expect a higher percentage of crack whores to look like crack whores.


Trakanon Raider
83d 13h 11m
1.) I think we should exclude black women, because they pretty much all look janky as fuck and really any big fat black woman wins this competition, I saw too many to count in my area.

2.) I was looking and trying to find a winner in my town when I came across this:

Hello GUYS, I am Coco, Asian Girl.

I have a curvy body and long brwon hair.

I am the ultimate fantasy girl next door.




Now I don't know about you guys, but pic 3 worries me slightly.


So I started to look in MN and jesus there is a lot of smoking hot women on here. Are they all fake or what? Likethis one. Shit, that is worth $250 in my book any day of the week. Remember, you don't pay for the sex. You pay so they leave afterwords.


Silver Knight of the Realm
7h 56m


Musty Nester
96d 13h 41m
I am the ultimate fantasy girl next door.

Now I don't know about you guys, but pic 3 worries me slightly.
Bears further investigation.

What is this lingo? incall, ok that's obvious. x/hr is equally obvious. But there's so much jargon in these posts.

Needs a whore faq.


Karazhan Raider
184d 18h 57m
Baton Rouge is the closest backpage for me. 100 miles away.

Bears further investigation.

What is this lingo? incall, ok that's obvious. x/hr is equally obvious. But there's so much jargon in these posts.

Needs a whore faq.
Like what? In the post linked, I havnt seen anything to decipher.

First one on the page is already a winner...




Molten Core Raider
8d 10h 14m
This is a pretty comprehensive list of terms with regards to escorts and services offered. There are definitely more but this is a good place to start.

AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analinus = licking anus
Asian = analingus, oral sex to the anus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or newsgroup
ASPD = Adult Service Provider Discussion
ATF = All Time Favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bareback = without condom
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job, oral sex without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = Behind Closed Doors (as in private and discrete)
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience (Guy takes care of her desires as well)
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
blue pill = Viagra
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job, oral sex with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service, Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL =
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cups of coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus, oral sex performed on a woman
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ, or oral sex in general
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. (different variants of the definition but the basic definition includes: FS, BJ, DATY, not a clock watcher, could kiss - treats you like her Boy Friend)
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
Incall = Meet the girl at her apartment or hotel room
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
NQNS = Non Quitter Non Spitter (Provider term for guys who just never get there)
NSA = no strings attached
Outcall: Girl comes to your home or hotel room
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience (Opposite of GFE - professional attitude, clock watcher with perfect timing, but an incredibly good time. So good it would be like being in a porn movie and the business like attitude just wasn't a problem)
PV = private viewing (Dancing, getting naked, some touching but not FS, CBJ or HJ)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB =
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. (Meaning each person may have an experience with an individual provider that is different than the person posting due to personalities and other intangible factors. Also has been used jokingly for "Your Money May Vanish" )
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time