Vorph
Silver Baronet of the Realm
Still clinging to the vain hope that it's not going to be just like all the stuff Sony showed, eh?still have my PS5 Pro for GTA 6
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Still clinging to the vain hope that it's not going to be just like all the stuff Sony showed, eh?still have my PS5 Pro for GTA 6
Why do I even own this piece of shit console
Why are they uglyfying Vampire Jessica?
thats also b/c every game is now being directed by an ugly femaleEvery female face in every non-japanese game was ugly.
Dude that's what I was thinking too. She is beautiful in real life. Why'd they cover her in fecesWhy are they uglyfying Vampire Jessica?
It should be no surprise though. Think of literally every other big sony exclusive franchise and their most recent release. TLoU 2, Ghost of Yotei, Horizon, Spiderman 2, and now goddess of laundry. That’s not even counting all of their new IP that has crashed and burned because it was so bad like Concorde or Forespoken. They are incapable of making something that isn’t garbage because it’s so built into their culture at this point.They are ruining their top franchise just as fast as MS ruined Halo. The pussifcation of GOW is going to lead to poor PS6 sales. I remember when Sony took over the top spot it was because they had adult games. GoW Laundry isn't an adult game. Sony of Japan needs to wrestle away control from Sony of America.
That's really the problem here. This game might be fine, but if it means we're all waiting another 4-5 years for more Kratos... gay. Just make the game where Kratos goes to the afterlife of the gods to make them extra-double-dead and have Laufey be the interlude missions like Atreus was in the prior games.I love how people frame this as a spin off and they'll be back to Kratos.
It took 4 years to get from GoW to Rag and then likely 5 years to get to this. So if Kratos is the next game a 10 year gap?
A spin off makes some sense if you're developing concurrently, otherwise it's just taking the franchise in another direction.
GoW should just include her in the mini gamesThat's really the problem here. This game might be fine, but if it means we're all waiting another 4-5 years for more Kratos... gay. Just make the game where Kratos goes to the afterlife of the gods to make them extra-double-dead and have Laufey be the interlude missions like Atreus was in the prior games.

I love how people frame this as a spin off and they'll be back to Kratos.
It took 4 years to get from GoW to Rag and then likely 5 years to get to this. So if Kratos is the next game a 10 year gap?
A spin off makes some sense if you're developing concurrently, otherwise it's just taking the franchise in another direction.
Jealousy.Dude that's what I was thinking too. She is beautiful in real life. Why'd they cover her in feces
There are really only 2 explanations
1) they hire shitty artists and model makers, then hide it as a “stylistic choice”
2) It is done intentionally
While #1 is an easy lever to pull as an excuse, that is frequently betrayed by other work in the game. Like that Mongolian fire demon dude looked pretty badass, so clearly they have some talent on the team. We haven’t seen other women in the game besides Sekmet, so it is also hard tell if the artists just flat out can’t render women well, kind of like how some artists can’t draw hands correctly
Fix #1 by tossing all resumes that list CalArts in the recycle bin. I suspect you'd cure the vast majority of #2 as a side effect too.There are really only 2 explanations
1) they hire shitty artists and model makers, then hide it as a “stylistic choice”
2) It is done intentionally
While #1 is an easy lever to pull as an excuse, that is frequently betrayed by other work in the game. Like that Mongolian fire demon dude looked pretty badass, so clearly they have some talent on the team. We haven’t seen other women in the game besides Sekmet, so it is also hard tell if the artists just flat out can’t render women well, kind of like how some artists can’t draw hands correctly
Not really even a theory, it's a fact that that's exactly what happened in the 70's when the Weather Underground finally realized that they weren't going to win people over with bombs. Commies did it in the 50's too to escape scrutiny from McCarthy/HUAC. What's happening today is just a repeat of those assholes, except now that they have the internet they don't even have to hide.I have a theory:
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The Marxist Playbook: How the U.S. Was Infiltrated From Within
Throughout the 20th century, Marxist revolutionaries recognized that a direct violent uprising was unlikely to succeed in the United States. Instead, they developed a strategy based on infiltrating and subverting key cultural institutions —particularly the education system, the media, and civic orgwww.powermentor.org
Under subsection 5. "Media Consolidation"
This is actually a VERY interesting read and makes a lot of sense when reading the entire document.
I can't find the link at the moment, but the streamer lady who apparently spent 4 years writing the script/story for this travesty, gave a lengthy explanation on why current gen female characters are depicted so "realistically" in modern games, a tldr of which would be that the motion/facial capture is so good it picks up the defects these models have. Which is clearly total bullshit. If the mocap does such an awful job, then why use it? It is simply deliberately done.There are really only 2 explanations
1) they hire shitty artists and model makers, then hide it as a “stylistic choice”
2) It is done intentionally
While #1 is an easy lever to pull as an excuse, that is frequently betrayed by other work in the game. Like that Mongolian fire demon dude looked pretty badass, so clearly they have some talent on the team. We haven’t seen other women in the game besides Sekmet, so it is also hard tell if the artists just flat out can’t render women well, kind of like how some artists can’t draw hands correctly