please post if you're REALLY A GUY but pretending to be a woman

I'll happily take on the persona of a guy pretending to be a sentient microwave and you guys can expose me in the future if you want

the motherfucking hotpockets were a god damned lie!

You'd still have guys wanting to stick their "burrito's" in you.

Has Lady Goliath posted yet?

I'm a bull dyke lesbian trapped in a man's body, does that count?

What if I'm really cat pretending to be a guy?

What do you mean if?

Admit it Sean, it's a pretty fucking accurate picture.

i'm a fucker who pretend to be a human being...does this count?

Hmm... as much as I always play a mangina in games, I'll admit to being a guy. That being said, I'm a guy who likes other guys, likes gals, and would love to be a gal if I were a little younger and had the money for all the work. But I'm not, and I'm okay with that in general. Most of the time I feel like Charlie Brown with a desire to dress in drag/get a sex change, tbh.

That being said, wtf, Evelys?! I thought you were cool, yo *sniff*

I'm actually a girl who pretends to be a guy online cause I'm a FtM tranny. In 6 months it'll be official, getting my name legally changed, driver's license, etc.. ?_?

Oblio_sl said:

I have a penis.

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Mine's bigger!

hmm...i suppose the "tranny beacon on the roof" comment was much more accurate than we thought

OK...this is hard. I know a lot of you have little fantasies about me...and I led a few of you on. I didn't want to, but rent was due and I panicked, couldn't think of any other way to keep my home. Those pictures I sent you were my sister....I'm really sorry. I know I've betrayed the trust of everyone here and that was never my intention. I started posting as a female just on a lark, I never expected all the positive feedback and attention. It was like a drug...I couldn't stop. I was in too deep. All the girly things I did, all my eyelash batting and double entrendres...I am ashamed of all of it. I'm...I'm sorry. I'll leave if that's what you want.

God...what a weight that is off my chest. 10 years of posting in as feminine a fashion as I could, wiped away in an instant.

My name is Grimmlokk, and I have a cock and balls.

You caught me.

I'm a half elf half dragon trapped in the body of a geeky white guy, don't judge me

You're a full blooded virgin.