Predator: Badlands

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I'm furious, and it's post-gym, so I need to rant.

I've trolled the hell out of this movie on Twitter with many observations.

So many furry avatars have been praising this movie.

The Predator isn't a movie you're supposed to "ship" with romantic relationship nonsense.

That "slay queen," flat-chested Dakota Fanning wannabe sister.

It's stupid spamming the mic with this Jaffa Kree Stargate language. "They talk now?!" So, let's spam it with this Comic-Con display and its ChatGPT responses.

They talk about this movie saying, "That's the dad and brother, blah blah blah."

This is supposed to rip your spine out and scare you, not show a cutesy Predator with his dad.

He's wearing antlers! Like an idiot!

You're not supposed to be able to make fun of a concept like Predator, dude!

The newest movie poster looks like xxx the gay ass fucking wearing the droid reminds me of MIB 2 and she’s going to be doing quips the whole movie
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And then see this bullshit

it screams this is “ours” as in Disney to do what they want with and fuck you the customer

They are taking it over and full court MCU tv shows and movies before you can even blink

prey
Killer of killers
Badlands
Alien Romulus
Alien earth

“They” are the history makers and what they say will be like the faggots who go “it’s in the comics what you talking about” and it’s comic shit put out last decade per Disney orders and now these last slop of crap is the seee seee its canon history


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Disney needs to be broken up and creatively big bang spread into the cosmos for others who actually care to honor originals “but it’s just movies why you care” they are fucking up pop culture to fuck things over as it aligns to the other fucking over in other parts of life
 
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And then see this bullshit

it screams this is “ours” as in Disney to do what they want with and fuck you the customer

They are taking it over and full court MCU tv shows and movies before you can even blink

prey
Killer of killers
Badlands
Alien Romulus
Alien earth

“They” are the history makers and what they say will be like the faggots who go “it’s in the comics what you talking about” and it’s comic shit put out last decade per Disney orders and now these last slop of crap is the seee seee its canon history


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Disney needs to be broken up and creatively big bang spread into the cosmos for others who actually care to honor originals “but it’s just movies why you care” they are fucking up pop culture to fuck things over as it aligns to the other fucking over in other parts of life
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lol fucking pussies


- Alien (1979): R
- Aliens (1986): R
- Predator (1987): R
- Predator 2 (1990): R
- Alien 3 (1992): R
- Alien Resurrection (1997): R
- AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004): PG-13
- Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007): R
- Predators (2010): R
- Prometheus (2012): R
- Alien: Covenant (2017): R
- The Predator (2018): R
- Prey (2022): R
- Alien: Romulus (2024): R
- Predator: Killer of Killers (2025): TV-MA
- Predator: Badlands (2025): PG-13

Fucking retards let’s lump ourselves in with AvP when we already have Starbucks predator and titless woman soy face smiling fanning sister

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how appropriate he looks like he’s riding in on what could be this and they are fucking so up front with the speaking parts after so many years of shrouded in mystery it sounds so lame and they think it’s so cool they put it in the trailer at the end twice
 
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I think they need R for human blood. You can have as much alien blood as you want and not be forced into an R rating. Hopium detected
 
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I think they need R for human blood. You can have as much alien blood as you want and not be forced into an R rating. Hopium detected

Yea there are no actual humans in this, so its white "blood" neon "blood" and whatever they do with whatever the Predator kills on the planet. I also dont need my Synths to swear lol.

I dunno, it may be good, I liked Prey, but its unlikely a theater watch.

As for AvP, the fights between the two of them were violent enough, that movie didn't fail cause of the rating.
 
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Let’s see if this works







Sora 2 is so much fun and this is what I used for any fellow Sora peeps

A humanoid monster with mandible teeth and dreads races across a deadly planet, carrying a half-bodied female android on its back. She keeps spouting "girl power" slogans, growing more flustered and upset the monster becomes with each word. Finally, it glares straight at the camera and bellows, "Who wanted this?!"
 
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Let’s see if this works







Sora 2 is so much fun and this is what I used for any fellow Sora peeps

A humanoid monster with mandible teeth and dreads races across a deadly planet, carrying a half-bodied female android on its back. She keeps spouting "girl power" slogans, growing more flustered and upset the monster becomes with each word. Finally, it glares straight at the camera and bellows, "Who wanted this?!"

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Last one I think who knows this is probably better than the movie











Do we have a Sora 2 thread??
 
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