Low spoiler review

nice, his description around the 'no red blood = pg13' just about has me sold. sounds like a rated R predator movie w/o human blood, i'm ok w/ it.
Low spoiler review

Who are you? Roger ebert here? WTF?Saw it today, it was entertaining and a pretty good entry in the Predator franchise.
With a 106 minutes runtime, the film doesn't overstay its welcome and there are only a few scenes without some form of action sequences. The Predator is cool and I wasn't taken aback by the CGI, I thought it was a lot better than the early trailers (makes you wonder why they release them before they're fully done) made it look. There is a bit of humor with the synth chick and another creature kind of sidekick, more humor than Prey for example, but it's not a jokefest slapstick comedy either, she's just a bit quirky as opposed to the Predator's gruff demeanor.
There's a LOT of violence and some gore but as was said above it's mostly white milk from the synths or some green Predator blood so it can stay in the PG-13 lane but I wouldn't recommend it for a really small kid, it can be a little scary or too violent I'd say for kids under 10.
Overall, I definitely recommend watching it, in theaters or on streaming if that's more your thing.

Saw it today, it was entertaining and a pretty good entry in the Predator franchise.
With a 106 minutes runtime, the film doesn't overstay its welcome and there are only a few scenes without some form of action sequences. The Predator is cool and I wasn't taken aback by the CGI, I thought it was a lot better than the early trailers (makes you wonder why they release them before they're fully done) made it look. There is a bit of humor with the synth chick and another creature kind of sidekick, more humor than Prey for example, but it's not a jokefest slapstick comedy either, she's just a bit quirky as opposed to the Predator's gruff demeanor.
There's a LOT of violence and some gore but as was said above it's mostly white milk from the synths or some green Predator blood so it can stay in the PG-13 lane but I wouldn't recommend it for a really small kid, it can be a little scary or too violent I'd say for kids under 10.
Overall, I definitely recommend watching it, in theaters or on streaming if that's more your thing.

Peeking and only 5 minutes in and nothing about this screams wait to see it in theaters or HD
its fucking Star Wars style and in your face they talk now ….yea they talk now
For queer!!! Queef!!!???
I mean Kwei ….
No dude you’re 100% correctyea it’s so the forum can’t be accused of piracy or whatever.

No dude you’re 100% correct
I’m just quoting the movie that wasn’t a dig at you

Fuuuuuck I’m going all in
Father I honor you….giving off fuckng hunchback from 300 vibes of neediness
don’t do a fucking title card with companies names on it ! It makes it look stupid
24 fuckjng minutes and he needed to be saved by the talking video game quipping avatar
holy fuck let’s make them talk …ok….let’s make them talk and say shit “useful?…like tool?”
it’s fucking retarded put it out of its misery
they kiddo the fuck out of this, you can tell when kids would of laughed “haaaaaa he dropped her…..haaaaaa!!!”
30 min in they are laying and talking sensitivity in the dark
Weylandyutani company is given the know all be all treatment ….knows about rh predators
universal translator auto talking ability to them
knows all about the planet and creatures and monsters for dummies to quip about
A fucking baby yoda toy selling “haaaaaaa look mommy “ animal is thrown in now
Yay mommy bat yoda saved the retarded predator and he smiled at him “haaaaaaaaaa!”
There back to talking under the night sky again as she hoots and hollers about wow you got em so good
“ha!!!!! The predator offered the robot food”cause it’s fucking retarded
The she up the baby yoda so now he’s officially the odd man out with the grill group and it’s fucking laughing the bat yoda giggles as they are joking now
fucking faggots have taken over this movie and fuck the people saying good shit about this movie literally fuck your opinions this movie is shit
Retardator waited for the sun….the fucking sun the heat vision which hasn’t been shown at all except in the first 5 min waited for the sun !!!!
More god damn talking
find legs
more fucking talking “I’m never going to forget this “
“for queer queef”
haaaaa she’s cut in half again silly robot
…it’s captured futilely saying let me go….recollect the predator from predator 2 trying to capture it to the weaponized autism predator escaping its capture ….to retardator flailing about still talking “you betrayed me!”
Male synths can’t speak predator like the females how dumb
Oh look baby yoda is the baby to the main antagonist monster
mommy the baby yoda waves as it’s teamed up with retardator now and they are buddying fighting together “ha!!!!”
Oh and reatardator has some alien cock on its shoulder in place of a shoulder cannon …..I swear to god!
I CAME BACK TO SAVE YOU……… he fucking said that to the robot oh my Christ!
alien cock sacrificed itself
Main monster and baby reunited so now it’s misunderstood and all about the friends we made along the way style
retardator keeps touching heads with things to show feelings
uh oh not predator mom showing up at the end closing scene
This is the steroid after birth complete version that Paul WS Anderson wish he could of done with his “this is our leading man” attitude that gave us that awful face in AVP….the whole movie of talking and it’s own fucked up face to look at
ZERO anything sound effects wise to activate previous memories
it’s over !!! Read my fucking spoiler and be done with the movie

I don’t want it to fail I’m not rooting for it to fail I want it to kick ass and be true
