Predator: Badlands

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Saw it today, it was entertaining and a pretty good entry in the Predator franchise.

With a 106 minutes runtime, the film doesn't overstay its welcome and there are only a few scenes without some form of action sequences. The Predator is cool and I wasn't taken aback by the CGI, I thought it was a lot better than the early trailers (makes you wonder why they release them before they're fully done) made it look. There is a bit of humor with the synth chick and another creature kind of sidekick, more humor than Prey for example, but it's not a jokefest slapstick comedy either, she's just a bit quirky as opposed to the Predator's gruff demeanor.

There's a LOT of violence and some gore but as was said above it's mostly white milk from the synths or some green Predator blood so it can stay in the PG-13 lane but I wouldn't recommend it for a really small kid, it can be a little scary or too violent I'd say for kids under 10.

Overall, I definitely recommend watching it, in theaters or on streaming if that's more your thing.
 
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Saw it today, it was entertaining and a pretty good entry in the Predator franchise.

With a 106 minutes runtime, the film doesn't overstay its welcome and there are only a few scenes without some form of action sequences. The Predator is cool and I wasn't taken aback by the CGI, I thought it was a lot better than the early trailers (makes you wonder why they release them before they're fully done) made it look. There is a bit of humor with the synth chick and another creature kind of sidekick, more humor than Prey for example, but it's not a jokefest slapstick comedy either, she's just a bit quirky as opposed to the Predator's gruff demeanor.

There's a LOT of violence and some gore but as was said above it's mostly white milk from the synths or some green Predator blood so it can stay in the PG-13 lane but I wouldn't recommend it for a really small kid, it can be a little scary or too violent I'd say for kids under 10.

Overall, I definitely recommend watching it, in theaters or on streaming if that's more your thing.
Who are you? Roger ebert here? WTF?

Just kidding, thanks for the review.
 
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Saw it today, it was entertaining and a pretty good entry in the Predator franchise.

With a 106 minutes runtime, the film doesn't overstay its welcome and there are only a few scenes without some form of action sequences. The Predator is cool and I wasn't taken aback by the CGI, I thought it was a lot better than the early trailers (makes you wonder why they release them before they're fully done) made it look. There is a bit of humor with the synth chick and another creature kind of sidekick, more humor than Prey for example, but it's not a jokefest slapstick comedy either, she's just a bit quirky as opposed to the Predator's gruff demeanor.

There's a LOT of violence and some gore but as was said above it's mostly white milk from the synths or some green Predator blood so it can stay in the PG-13 lane but I wouldn't recommend it for a really small kid, it can be a little scary or too violent I'd say for kids under 10.

Overall, I definitely recommend watching it, in theaters or on streaming if that's more your thing.

Good stuff. My wife was interested in seeing it so maybe theater for next weekend.
 

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if i have some free time and really bored might go see it in IMAX but honestly will probably just wait for VOD, its a Disney movie so probably 45-60 day VOD
 

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Peeking and only 5 minutes in and nothing about this screams wait to see it in theaters or HD

its fucking Star Wars style and in your face they talk now ….yea they talk now

The ship takes off and he flies backwards that’s fucking retarded


link scrubbed …just fucking ask me and I will save you the trouble of seeing this piece of shit
 
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Fuuuuuck I’m going all in

Father I honor you….giving off fuckng hunchback from 300 vibes of neediness

don’t do a fucking title card with companies names on it ! It makes it look stupid



24 fuckjng minutes and he needed to be saved by the talking video game quipping avatar


holy fuck let’s make them talk …ok….let’s make them talk and say shit “useful?…like tool?”

it’s fucking retarded put it out of its misery


they kiddo the fuck out of this, you can tell when kids would of laughed “haaaaaa he dropped her…..haaaaaa!!!”


30 min in they are laying and talking sensitivity in the dark

Weylandyutani company is given the know all be all treatment ….knows about rh predators

universal translator auto talking ability to them

knows all about the planet and creatures and monsters for dummies to quip about

A fucking baby yoda toy selling “haaaaaaa look mommy “ animal is thrown in now

Yay mommy bat yoda saved the retarded predator and he smiled at him “haaaaaaaaaa!”

There back to talking under the night sky again as she hoots and hollers about wow you got em so good

“ha!!!!! The predator offered the robot food”cause it’s fucking retarded

The she up the baby yoda so now he’s officially the odd man out with the grill group and it’s fucking laughing the bat yoda giggles as they are joking now


fucking faggots have taken over this movie and fuck the people saying good shit about this movie literally fuck your opinions this movie is shit

Retardator waited for the sun….the fucking sun the heat vision which hasn’t been shown at all except in the first 5 min waited for the sun !!!!

More god damn talking

find legs

more fucking talking “I’m never going to forget this “

“for queer queef”

haaaaa she’s cut in half again silly robot

…it’s captured futilely saying let me go….recollect the predator from predator 2 trying to capture it to the weaponized autism predator escaping its capture ….to retardator flailing about still talking “you betrayed me!”

Male synths can’t speak predator like the females how dumb

Oh look baby yoda is the baby to the main antagonist monster

mommy the baby yoda waves as it’s teamed up with retardator now and they are buddying fighting together “ha!!!!”

Oh and reatardator has some alien cock on its shoulder in place of a shoulder cannon …..I swear to god!

I CAME BACK TO SAVE YOU……… he fucking said that to the robot oh my Christ!

alien cock sacrificed itself

Main monster and baby reunited so now it’s misunderstood and all about the friends we made along the way style

retardator keeps touching heads with things to show feelings

uh oh not predator mom showing up at the end closing scene

This is the steroid after birth complete version that Paul WS Anderson wish he could of done with his “this is our leading man” attitude that gave us that awful face in AVP….the whole movie of talking and it’s own fucked up face to look at


ZERO anything sound effects wise to activate previous memories

it’s over !!! Read my fucking spoiler and be done with the movie
 
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Fuuuuuck I’m going all in

Father I honor you….giving off fuckng hunchback from 300 vibes of neediness

don’t do a fucking title card with companies names on it ! It makes it look stupid



24 fuckjng minutes and he needed to be saved by the talking video game quipping avatar


holy fuck let’s make them talk …ok….let’s make them talk and say shit “useful?…like tool?”

it’s fucking retarded put it out of its misery


they kiddo the fuck out of this, you can tell when kids would of laughed “haaaaaa he dropped her…..haaaaaa!!!”


30 min in they are laying and talking sensitivity in the dark

Weylandyutani company is given the know all be all treatment ….knows about rh predators

universal translator auto talking ability to them

knows all about the planet and creatures and monsters for dummies to quip about

A fucking baby yoda toy selling “haaaaaaa look mommy “ animal is thrown in now

Yay mommy bat yoda saved the retarded predator and he smiled at him “haaaaaaaaaa!”

There back to talking under the night sky again as she hoots and hollers about wow you got em so good

“ha!!!!! The predator offered the robot food”cause it’s fucking retarded

The she up the baby yoda so now he’s officially the odd man out with the grill group and it’s fucking laughing the bat yoda giggles as they are joking now


fucking faggots have taken over this movie and fuck the people saying good shit about this movie literally fuck your opinions this movie is shit

Retardator waited for the sun….the fucking sun the heat vision which hasn’t been shown at all except in the first 5 min waited for the sun !!!!

More god damn talking

find legs

more fucking talking “I’m never going to forget this “

“for queer queef”

haaaaa she’s cut in half again silly robot

…it’s captured futilely saying let me go….recollect the predator from predator 2 trying to capture it to the weaponized autism predator escaping its capture ….to retardator flailing about still talking “you betrayed me!”

Male synths can’t speak predator like the females how dumb

Oh look baby yoda is the baby to the main antagonist monster

mommy the baby yoda waves as it’s teamed up with retardator now and they are buddying fighting together “ha!!!!”

Oh and reatardator has some alien cock on its shoulder in place of a shoulder cannon …..I swear to god!

I CAME BACK TO SAVE YOU……… he fucking said that to the robot oh my Christ!

alien cock sacrificed itself

Main monster and baby reunited so now it’s misunderstood and all about the friends we made along the way style

retardator keeps touching heads with things to show feelings

uh oh not predator mom showing up at the end closing scene

This is the steroid after birth complete version that Paul WS Anderson wish he could of done with his “this is our leading man” attitude that gave us that awful face in AVP….the whole movie of talking and it’s own fucked up face to look at


ZERO anything sound effects wise to activate previous memories

it’s over !!! Read my fucking spoiler and be done with the movie
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I don’t want it to fail I’m not rooting for it to fail I want it to kick ass and be true

This is not it

this was made by a pussy and I had to go and google tratenburg + gay/homosexual just to be sure he isn’t and that wold of been an excuse to why this movie sucked so much cock
 
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