Predator: Badlands

Damnit, Vuuxo

We went from slack jawed faggots to the Disneyficaton of Predator and the Power of Family. Now had this movie had nothing to do with Predator I would not have gone to see it, but had I watched it one day while bored at home it could have been something to pass the time. However, after the goodwill that had been built up with Prey and Killer of Killers I was all about giving Dan Trachtenberg the benefit of the doubt. Boy did he pull a switcheroo on us. That PG-13 rating and weird we got to humanize the Predators face was the first warning sign. There were so many eye rolling moments and by the end of it, it felt like they were building up Predator Guardians of the Galaxy.

At one point Dek (main predator guy) gets this eel/snake pet. Later in the movie bad girl targets him with a plasma caster, reticle is locking in, boom! This eel pet (its just an animal that like snacks he gave it) realizes his bestest buddy is about to die and jumps off Dek throwing itself in front of the plasma shot. This alone is pretty stupid but for some reason instead of blowing a hole straight through this eel and into Dek this tiny little guy took the whole entire blast of energy. If stupid shit like this gets you excited for this movie then you will love it as well as the over the top stupid out of place comedy and vibes coming from Elle Fanning as one of his retarded side kicks.

Fuck this movie...

Chanur said:

WTF this would have been awesome.

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"Nazi" is just a dogwhistle for white suburbanites these days. See Peacemaker.

That actually would have been a cool concept. Scene setup could be a SS squad that has surrounded or captured some American GIs. Predator shows up and starts hunting the SS, the SS leader freaks out thinking it might be some American super weapon or whatever. 1 or 2 Americans escape from the slaughter and get back to their lines. Predator starts attacking the Americans making it clear the Predator doesn't give a shit about sides. Germans take the opportunity to attack and it becomes a chaotic bloodbath where everyone is trying to kill each other and the predator. Americans call down artillery right on top of them all while trying to pull back - Predator gets wounded and falls back and everyone gets wiped out except like one guy. Lone American GI from the beginning survives being the sole witness, tries to tell his story to an American officer later but it gets dismissed as shell shock/insane ramblings. Predator gets back into its ship with its trophies and sets a course for the Pacific theater.

Rajaah said:

Was pretty excited for a new Predator movie until I got more information about this pile of dogshit. So the Predator has a quirky female sidekick who talks like a Marvel character with lots of expletives thrown in to be more relatable to the fat, antifa-glazing, nose-ring crowd?

Excuse me while I go puke

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I was up for a crappy Predator movie, but this is too lols. Just more woke DEI trash that Disney will lose money on.