Pregnancy scare memes

The_Black_Log Foler

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Get a girl to call him in the middle of the night and tell him. Or better yet, have her say that she's sorry she didn't really get the abortion 2 years ago. I got that call one night and even though I knew it was fake, it still fucked me up.
Damn big Hoss Hoss . You're a man after my own heart. That's brilliant. I think if I had her say something like "I didn't want to tell you" versus the 2 years ago. He'll think it's real. He's got every dating app there is on his phone and has just being doing this roulette for the past 2 years or so.
 

Alasliasolonik

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Get a girl to call him in the middle of the night and tell him. Or better yet, have her say that she's sorry she didn't really get the abortion 2 years ago. I got that call one night and even though I knew it was fake, it still fucked me up.

I used to do this all the time with my buddys. It 100% works.
 

Evernothing

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Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.
 
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