Primitive War (2025)

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Title: Primitive War (2025)

Genre: Action, Horror, War

Director: Luke Sparke

Cast: Jeremy Piven, Tricia Helfer, Ryan Kwanten, Nick Wechsler, Anthony Ingruber, Aaron Glenane, Carlos Sanson Jr., Ana Thu Nguyen, Adolphus Waylee, Richard Brancatisano, Marcus Johnson, Jake Ryan

Release: 2025-06-01

Plot: Vietnam. 1968. A recon unit known as Vulture Squad is sent to an isolated jungle valley to uncover the fate of a missing Green Beret platoon. They soon discover they are not alone.

 
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Horror movies with dinosaurs... I'm in.

Can we get the ACTUAL Jurassic Park reboot now....the MA version we deserve!
 
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Nerdrotic said this was a lot of fun. Wish my back wasn't killing me, I'd go see it.
 
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Chanur said:
I don't get it.
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If you had a bobbly head maybe your back wouldn't hurt as much. It's just a theory, but I understand back pain getting old, shit sucks, but so do most modern movies.

That, and the Nerdrotic guy is a faggot.
 
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I thought that Jeremy Piven douche was going to ruin this when he was trying to act like colonel trautman from Rambo. He's such a fat annoying retard.

But he was out of the way pretty quick. The dinosaurs were awesome. Really good sfx for a low budget film. They looked as good or better than jurassic Park, especially with all the extra gore.

One dinosaur was disappointing though. My sexy Cylon.

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Granted she might have always looked like this without makeup.

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Just finished it. The accents were absolutely terrible. Pevins phone acting was... phoned in. *Ba dum bish* but the action and gore was top notch and the dinosaurs looked WAY better than I was expecting. I was expecting Syfy level CGI for dinosaurs but nope, they went with the Jurassic Park quality.

Overall, good action/creature horror movie.
 
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Bald Brah said:
I thought that Jeremy Piven douche was going to ruin this when he was trying to act like colonel trautman from Rambo. He's such a fat annoying retard.

But he was out of the way pretty quick. The dinosaurs were awesome. Really good sfx for a low budget film. They looked as good or better than jurassic Park, especially with all the extra gore.

One dinosaur was disappointing though. My sexy Cylon.

Number-Six-Battlestar-Galactica-Tricia-Helfer.jpg


Granted she might have always looked like this without makeup.

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31 vs. 51, she had a good run, she started to wane during covid
 
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Bald Brah said:
I thought that Jeremy Piven douche was going to ruin this when he was trying to act like colonel trautman from Rambo. He's such a fat annoying retard.

But he was out of the way pretty quick. The dinosaurs were awesome. Really good sfx for a low budget film. They looked as good or better than jurassic Park, especially with all the extra gore.

One dinosaur was disappointing though. My sexy Cylon.

Number-Six-Battlestar-Galactica-Tricia-Helfer.jpg


Granted she might have always looked like this without makeup.

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BSG was 20 years ago, people age.
 
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