I am proud to announce this Saturday Howdy's will be teaming up with the Natesville Radishes to sponsor the first annual Angry bowel syndrome.
Now, ABS.
Is similar to irritable bowel syndrome, except your bowels are in a blind rage.
And we're lucky to have Ricardo Montes as our spokesman.
Together we can make a difference.
ABS may not be the number one bowel disorder in the world, but it's rapidly pushing number two.
Is that true, Barney, or is it just a load of crap? Hey, hey, hey, no brown humor.
Poopy jokes are too easy.
Angry bowel syndrome can affect anybody.
Your father, your mother, even your boss.
That's right, your boss.
And it's because of behavior like this that I suffered in silence for years.
Sadly, I was too embarrassed to make a stink about it.
I'll walk the 1k.
And you guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
Barney's up here courageously admitting that he has a serious condition, and you guys are acting like children.
Thank you, James.
At least there's someone here that knows that ABS is nothing to joke about.
We need to voice our support because silence can be deadly.
The fight against ABS will get the push it deserves to finally make a big splash.
Sufferers of this condition are tired of hiding like turtles in their shells.
It's time for this turtle's head to poke out.
Barney, you're not doing yourself any favors.
Uh Ricardo.
Could you please stop pinching that loaf? Oh, come on.
