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Frenzied Wombat

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Sounds like she didn't enjoy the sex as much as you did.
Anything is possible, and that was definitely a worry going into it since she's been railed by Professionals, but I don't consider myself a slouch in that area.. In any case, she just texted me saying she's been super busy, but didn't elude to anything specific in the future. She's out of town until the 21st, so we'll see..
 

BrotherWu

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Come on. Spill it. Who is she? I must see this award winning ass. For science.

Edit. I give you the future Mrs. Wombat.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Come on. Spill it. Who is she? I must see this award winning ass. For science.

Edit. I give you the future Mrs. Wombat.

Alexis Texas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Nope, not her.. But c'mon bros, please don't post guesses in the public forum. When all is said and done I'll either edit out my diary like posts and post her stage name, or PM anybody that is really that interested. She's got a ton of obsessed fans and believe it or not has a certain image she has to manage, and I don't want to potentially interfere with that by my posts. If this thread got moved to screenshots or was excluded from search engine crawling, I'd be more amenable to revealing who she is.
 

BrotherWu

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Nope, not her.. But c'mon bros, please don't post guesses in the public forum. When all is said and done I'll either edit out my diary like posts and post her stage name, or PM anybody that is really that interested. She's got a ton of obsessed fans and believe it or not has a certain image she has to manage, and I don't want to potentially interfere with that by my posts. If this thread got moved to screenshots or was excluded from search engine crawling, I'd be more amenable to revealing who she is.
I figured. She showed up as having won a best ass award and is from TX. That will be my one and only guess. I am curious, though.
 

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Banged the new girl tonight. Turns out she's a squirter. It was my first time with a squirter. It takes a little getting used to. I'm gonna have to either wear safety goggles or remember to always keep my eyes closed when I'm going down on her. All in all, it was a good night.

The first girl has backed away yet again. It's maddening. She gets really close and then distances herself, over and over again. I'd break it off completely if she wasn't so damn pretty.
 

iannis

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You give 'em hell, Nunkle!

That other one reminds me of that Bill Cosby routine. C'mere C'mere, no go away go away. It has been my experience that when a pretty girl does that it's because she expects you to buy her stuff. She ain't that pretty, gnome.
 

Big Phoenix

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Banged the new girl tonight. Turns out she's a squirter. It was my first time with a squirter. It takes a little getting used to. I'm gonna have to either wear safety goggles or remember to always keep my eyes closed when I'm going down on her. All in all, it was a good night.

The first girl has backed away yet again. It's maddening. She gets really close and then distances herself, over and over again. I'd break it off completely if she wasn't so damn pretty.
 

Angelwatch

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BTW, top porn stars from texas listed here.

Texas Ranks High in States That Produce the Most Porn Stars

I haven't been paying attention to any other clues he's given us, so no guess from me.
Won't name names but VA from that list is nasty in a good way and one of my favorites. If it's her, well done
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Lusiphur

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Well, I'm afraid to report that itmaynow be over soon after it started. If it is, at least I got to sleep with her, so it definitely is not a total loss.

Went on a date with her Sunday, and since it was already late and I had to work the next day, we went to a divey bar near my house and just had some drinks and some good bar food. She told me she'd be travelling around the US doing shows and training girls Tuesday through the 21st, so I wouldn't be seeing her for a little while, to which she put on a sad pouty face. Came back to my place, shared a bottle of wine (busted open a bottle of 2006 Silver Oak for her), and started making out on the couch. I excused myself for a minute to bust out my sacred yet rarely used "Emergency Performance Kit" (aka the Rape Kit) comprised of half a Hydrocodone and a Viagra, and then we transitioned to the bedroom for the most mind blowing sex of my life. I've probably slept with at least 50 women in my lifetime, and none of them even came close to this chicks skill. It wasn't some porn-like performance, and was actually quite tender, but the sheer prowess and rhythm she exhibited was unmatched. She made it incredibly easy and phenomenal at the same time. Usually I get a bit antsy when women get on top (bad dick bending incident when I was younger), but she fucking rode me like a championship bull rider. Besides her mad skills, her body was incredible-- easily the hottest woman I've ever touched. Fantastic tits with pierced nipples (not really my thing, but it works on her), not an ounce of fat anywhere, and an ass that just blows the mind (and has actually won awards lol). She had total laser hair removal from head to toe, and had amazingly soft skin. Despite my thought that since she's a porn star she'd have a loose goose, it was actually quite the opposite, and she had full control of her pussy in any case. Watching her from behind simply lying down on the bed literally dropped my IQ by at least 50 points, and I would probably do anything she asked of me while in that viewing position. It should be the image every guy sees before he dies. Anyways, made her come twice, finished myself, then rolled over and went to bed as it was already 2am and I had to get up at 7:30. Spent most of the night tossing and turning, as she was a touchy sleeper, while I sleep extremely light and can't fall asleep while being touched.

Woke up super tired as well as semi-hungover and rushed to get ready for work. As a result, the morning was kind of awkward and I had very little time to pay attention to her. I jumped into the shower and my bed was made when I got out, which was certainly a nice touch on her part. Apologized that things were so time constrained and I lamented how much I would have looked forward to making her breakfast if I had more time. Kissed her goodbye, told her I'd give her a call after work, and walked out the door with her.

Sent her a text at around 2pm that afternoon saying I was thinking of her, and again stating how much I would have liked cooking her breakfast and spending more time with her in the morning. I don't get any response (which isn't crazy unusual for her), and then call her after work at 7pm and leave a message. At around 9:30 I get a text saying "sorry I missed your call, been a hectic day before I leave town. Going to bed now for my early drive to Houston. Goodnight". I reply with a simple "goodnight, have a safe drive tomorrow" as her previous txt message seemed unusually benign and reserved and I didn't want to seem overly flattering or desperate.. Haven't heard from her since that txt on Monday.. I've been around the block enough to know this all generally isn't a good sign, but she is a porn star and not your average girl, so who knows.. Been fighting myself over whether to call her back again.. Her body is like fucking crack, and she's super cool to boot.. No idea what went wrong that night/morning, but this wouldn't be the first time in my life that I got the cold shoulder after a girl spends the night.. Only hint I ever got for a reason from historical experience was that I didn't snuggle/talk after sex, and hence she felt like a slut.. No idea if that's the case with this one.. Anyways, if I don't hear back from her by end of week, I'll reveal who she is..

Sex will never be the same again.
Dude, you are coming across as a bit needy. The breakfast text was a bit much. However, Occam's Razor and all that, she might just be busy or not that into you. Either way I wouldn't initiate contact again.
 

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I don't blame him for not wanting to fuck it up. But he really should take it to screenshots like J49 did to solve that problem. There's a GWBYHT laying around unused, and I think it's pretty likely this one, if real, will break his heart when she tires of him.
 

iannis

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One thing that you probably should realize is that strippers are not like regular people. They have different assumptions, world views, and insecurities. And a porn star is a stripper++

I mean... I do hate to say it... but she is probably incapable of having a normal relationship. It doesn't mean she isn't nice, or driven, or smart, or successful. It just means she's a stripper. So... it's like... anything you do was probably the wrong thing. You have to turn your brain off.

Your best bet, if she hasn't gotten tired of it already, is basically to think of her like a cat. Feed her, pet her, and leave the door open so she can come and go as she pleases.
 

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