Random tits were delivered. Nowhere is it understood or implied that the tits have to be pornstar quality. They just have to be tits... and not totally gross.
I tried to like a duckface toddler but it tells me temporarily unavailable. I shall try again later.
So let it be written, so let it be done. As on FoH, anyone shittalking rl titties posted by petitioners seeking to influence the mob shall be served with punitive measures, assuming said titties are of acceptable quality, ie "not gross."