Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

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I don't know a single person who watches this, or has even really watched it at all. At least knowingly, maybe there are some embarrassed viewers.
I couldn't get past the first few episodes of season 1. It was unbelievably shit. This and Wheel of Time was a horrendous 1, 2 punch.
 
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The people who watch network TV slop like CSI Butthole Division and whatnot are the ones who watch this. For them, this is prestige television
 
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I only remember the original reveal of this travesty that looked like a fantasy larp soap opera where everyone had an extra chromosome.

That and the memes about the orc baby. For being "$1 billion," it looked like shit, and searching now, it still looks like shit.
 
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elidib

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The fucking gay orc with the baby now being part of the main lineup just absolutely cracks me up. I may have to watch it just to see how bad it gets.
 

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I actually laughed that they're making a season 3. Is this some sort of billionaire flex move by Bezos?
He's committed to finishing all 5 planned seasons come hell or high water. There's even some name for the "directive" he gave to finish it I saw somewhere. I guess you get to do that when you have that kind of money.
I know its not perfect, often times not even great, but I've enjoyed it so far overall.
 
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He's committed to finishing all 5 planned seasons come hell or high water. There's even some name for the "directive" he gave to finish it I saw somewhere. I guess you get to do that when you have that kind of money.
I know its not perfect, often times not even great, but I've enjoyed it so far overall.

I mean go big or go home I guess. Gotta admire the dedication to the faggotry.
 

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The new information in this report is that the Tolkien estate is apparently due a $20 million per season kill fee if Amazon fails to deliver on its original five season plan. Sources speaking to The Ankler last year suggested Amazon should cancel the show and move on, insisting it overpaid for Lord of the Rings in the first place. Apparently shows such as Reacher and Fallout are bigger hits than The Rings of Power and cost a lot less to make.



honestly paying $40-60m to kill the show seems way cheaper than spending another $500m+ to finish 2 seasons but I assume they then lose the rights to make LOTR movies, games, etc so maybe there is some calculus there where spending insane amounts of money on a show nobody gives a shit about is somehow worth it. I can't figure it out but i'm not a jew
 

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The fact they hustled them into running back to buy even more rights after hundreds of millions already exchanged hands is chefs kiss.

They never heard of due diligence.

Meanwhile Embracer bought the film rights in their entirety, merch rights in their entirety, and gaming rights in their entirety from Zaentz for a discount comparatively. It's pretty clear what they did to Amazon was targeted due to lawyers letting them know how desperate Bezos was to make this series.
 
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Girl power?
seth meyers ok GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
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