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Were you wearing the coonskin cap?
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If I still had my O.G. coonskin cap you can bet your ass I would wear it.

Over 40 years later it would probably look like a furry yamaka on my melon, but I wouldn't give a shit.

I'd be willing to pay a retarded amount of mid-life crisis money to have that in my possession again.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
If I still had my O.G. coonskin cap you can bet your ass I would wear it.

Over 40 years later it would probably look like a furry yamaka on my melon, but I wouldn't give a shit.

I'd be willing to pay a retarded amount of mid-life crisis money to have that in my possession again.
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Genuine Coonskin Cap - Fur Hats

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I can't decide which one is right. With the face or without.

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Hoss said:
Were you wearing the coonskin cap?


I went twice as an adult. It took us a few days to figure out the wheelchair hack. Rent a wheelchair for your elderly mom for like $5 and since most lines are not ADA compliant, you get mixed in with the speedpass people. It might not work anymore, it's been a very long time.

I always wanted to stay at that star wars themed hotel, but it shut down before we ever got around to it. My wife likes florida a lot, so we will most likely wind up going for a day eventually. If the polar shift doesn't kill us first.
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We sort of did this a couple years ago at Disneyland but it was my wife’s cousin. She has some kind of back issue. You download the Disney app and she went to the park office as soon as we got there and they registered her as disabled. She could use the app to “reserve” time or something and we would just show up at whatever ride at said time and almost instantly walk on. Longest wait was like 10 minutes. A couple times she didn’t even go on the rides she just walked up with us. I felt like I was abusing the system but fuck those lines.
 
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We sort of did this a couple years ago at Disneyland but it was my wife’s cousin. She has some kind of back issue. You download the Disney app and she went to the park office as soon as we got there and they registered her as disabled. She could use the app to “reserve” time or something and we would just show up at whatever ride at said time and almost instantly walk on. Longest wait was like 10 minutes. A couple times she didn’t even go on the rides she just walked up with us. I felt like I was abusing the system but fuck those lines.
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One time I was there, I saw 2 teenage girls with a rented wheelchair and they were swapping out when one got tired of pushing the other.

You were not abusing the system enough.
 
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Ill bet that thing smells like tree bark, dpg breath and pork rinds.
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Yeah they smell pretty good when they're new. But that tee bark/dog breath/pork rind smell wears off fairly quick under direct sunlight.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
If I still had my O.G. coonskin cap you can bet your ass I would wear it.

Over 40 years later it would probably look like a furry yamaka on my melon, but I wouldn't give a shit.

I'd be willing to pay a retarded amount of mid-life crisis money to have that in my possession again.
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I had one as a kid.

They still sell them at truck stops if you really want one. They’re kinda itchy.
 
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One of my favorite restaurants ever was the one inside the Pirates ride in Disneyland. That wetland atmosphere with twilight lighting was amazing, and worth the overpriced meal as you watch the ride boats go by.

(Not my picture, I only have shiatty dark video screenshots lol)

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Yeah, I think its called the Blue Bayou or something like that. Fun story, when I was around 20 I went on a blind date with some super spooky goth girl, and I made some joke like "I didn't know I was going on a date with a Disney princess!" or something like that, just because she was basically the opposite but seemed to have a good sense of humor. She told me she had never been to Disneyland, and I was like "Ohh that's crazy, it's only like a 5 hour drive." and she goes "Maybe' you'll take me someday." and I went "What are you doing tomorrow?"

Literally ended up going back to her place, sleeping for like 2 hours, then getting up at 3am and driving from AZ to CA and taking her to Disneyland. We ate at that place. It was actually one of the best times I've even been to Disneyland, because it was just barely raining all day and the place was an absolute ghost town. Most of the rides had no lines at all, and by around 3pm or something we had ridden everything we wanted to, multiple times in some cases, and decided we were done. Got a hotel, spent another night, and drove back the next day.

Was a cool random trip with a girl I had met less than 24 hours earlier. Ohhhhh to be young and carefree again! :D
 
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Haha dude, its my fucking curse and I passed it down to my kids. I'm always fucking smiling, I've had multiple jobs where people have started calling me "smiley", which is not a nickname I encourage or want. I genuinely think its just a defense mechanism from a rough childhood, but it has served me well in life. The amount of opportunities I've had just because people are like "You're always so happy and fun!" even when its people I can't stand and do not want to interact with, has definitely benefitted me.

But yeah, its just my default reaction to basically any interaction.
 
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Haha dude, its my fucking curse and I passed it down to my kids. I'm always fucking smiling, I've had multiple jobs where people have started calling me "smiley", which is not a nickname I encourage or want. I genuinely think its just a defense mechanism from a rough childhood, but it has served me well in life. The amount of opportunities I've had just because people are like "You're always so happy and fun!" even when its people I can't stand and do not want to interact with, has definitely benefitted me.

But yeah, its just my default reaction to basically any interaction.
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It was actually your son in blue who gave me the idea, with his big pageant-like smile. The title and tagline are ripped from the horror movie of the same name, about people who get possessed and start smiling to the extreme. So I liquified all your faces in Photoshop, grossly exaggerated your smiles, increased your eye sizes, added a dark tint to your eyes for that extra possessed look, and then slapped the movie title and tagline onto your photo.

Keep smiling man, it’s served you well!
 
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