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RL Picture Thread
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Damn. Did you adopt your kids? They're super cute. That seems at odds with what I envision when I picture you.
I have to reconsider.
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My wife said last night anyone can be a pretty princess.
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Phazael
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So last night I told her you said that, she didn't know what pegging was. So I explained and (keep in mind she's British) she said 'well that's just rude' .
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TheBeagle
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I consider that to be a huge compliment! Zissou is my spirit animal 100%, even down to always having a little pinner joint on me like some stupid aging hippy.
Noodleface
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Kithani
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Cool tat, cool tat, now... how about some pics of your sister?
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Noodleface
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RobXIII
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I would always make the sister joke when I was younger, but then I ended up hooking up with my best friend's sister. She wasn't very pretty, but goddamn I couldn't improve her body with an in game character creator if I tried. Years later the wife found the lingerie pics and deleted them and my backups. Doh... She still looks good on the Facebooks, hmmm
Brahma
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One day. In the not so distant future. You will be walking home from a late night 7 Eleven snack run. The poorly lit alley you use as a shortcut to reach your lovely abode, will have an unexpected surprise. You will be attacked by ten, hammer wielding racoons. They will pin you down with their chubby little bodies and weird little hands, and say to you..."It's too quiet here in the alley. Your screams will make a great CONTRAST to this eerie silence." And they will proceed to start smashing your nuts with said hammers. And they will be correct. The juxtaposition of the once quiet alley vs your lovely screams will attract The King of the Hammer Wielding COONS.
And he's happy as fuck to see you!
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