Ron Jeremy, possibly RIP.

Lithose

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Massive aneurism near his heart. Looks like the king might be dead soon
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Soygen

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He didn't call the doctor after an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
 
Porkchop

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The hedgehog is ok... 2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly."
 
Jait

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Porkchop_sl said:
The hedgehog is ok... 2:42 PM PT -- Ron's manager tells TMZ ... Jeremy just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly." He then produced a Pizza, large, with sausage and asked the nurse if she wanted to take it in the "keyster"
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pysek

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Tomorrow will be the greatest day in the Ron K. Jeremy's life. The pussy will taste sweeter than any pussy you or I have ever tasted.
 
lurkingdirk

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Dude is ugly, fat, and old. He's had rather a remarkable life for someone who looks like he does.

Oh, he has a dick big enough that he can suck it himself. I guess that must make up for something.
 
Swagdaddy

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He wasn't always fat, that kind of goes hand in hand with getting old.
 
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MrBelding_sl

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His dick is pretty average for porn standards now right? Maybe even smaller? Or is it just obscured because of how fat he is? Someone needs to come up with a porn dick inflation index.

Anyway, I don't really try to watch his stuff, but I will always respect what he stands for: Old fat ugly men getting paid to have sex with young attractive women.
 
iannis

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The man is a god damn inspiration to any honest masturbator. Maybe we can't all live the dream but just the fact that out there someone did... that is what hope smells like gentlemen.

Sweaty, hairy man ass.
 
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I really, really hope that he has hot nurses in RL; it would be uncool of God to shaft him with some old, fugly barkers when he finally gets a chance to play a legitimate "Nurse-Patient" scene.
 
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Long live the Hedgehog. Huzzah! I love the T-Shirt w/ his pic in the middle and below it says "Daddy". lol
 
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