Ryan Coogler's The X-Files

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That'll probably be the over-arching mystery of the show. We'll get a bunch of episodes that are so close to revealing the truth, but chirp!
The show will be about her trying to find her baby daddy for child support.
 
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oh no. why.
I mean if you wanted to do an X Files type show, either do a prequel with entirely different people and the founding of the X files or do a sequel with entirely different people in today's day and age.

Absolutely no excuse for a remake.
 
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I mean if you wanted to do an X Files type show, either do a prequel with entirely different people and the founding of the X files or do a sequel with entirely different people in today's day and age.

Absolutely no excuse for a remake.
Laziness and ineptitude. See? At least 2 reasons.
 
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They literally want to destroy everything they are incapable of becoming: Happy, successful, powerful, desired by others, etc.
They want us to see characters who represent themselves (ugly, out of shape, despicable, degenerate, and disgusting creatures) as the Hero (or at the very least, the new "normal") in order to shame us for our beauty, strength, courage, etc. The problem is their refusal to accept the Truth of how real human beings, the vast majority of us, see the world. And I think it just might be because they literally can't comprehend how to just be happy, or how to work towards success by accepting and learning from your failures, or actually wanting to fit in through a "When in Rome" mentality as opposed to their "Force everyone to accept and include me, by force if necessary, and call them racist/fascist etc. when that fails" attitude.
 
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They literally want to destroy everything they are incapable of becoming: Happy, successful, powerful, desired by others, etc.
They want us to see characters who represent themselves (ugly, out of shape, despicable, degenerate, and disgusting creatures) as the Hero (or at the very least, the new "normal") in order to shame us for our beauty, strength, courage, etc. The problem is their refusal to accept the Truth of how real human beings, the vast majority of us, see the world. And I think it just might be because they literally can't comprehend how to just be happy, or how to work towards success by accepting and learning from your failures, or actually wanting to fit in through a "When in Rome" mentality as opposed to their "Force everyone to accept and include me, by force if necessary, and call them racist/fascist etc. when that fails" attitude.

I don't think it's that serious my dude. They are just doing a cheap easy remake to make a quick buck. Some idiot will watch it.
 
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Every episode will be an arc:

Act 1:
Mulder suspects the supernatural.
Zoom in on Scully's doubt-filled face

Act 2:
Jump-scare, zoom in on "Oh LAWD it's dem ghosts !"

Act 3:
It's white rednecks or white evil corporate/government men behind it all.

Can we get some spoiler tags in here? Show isn’t even out yet and all the plots are now ruined!
 
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