Safeway Monopoly!

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Xadion said:
I am east, safeway took over and refurbished the sole albertsons that was left from the publix buyout a few years ago.
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Texas small town, ours just became a shitty HEB when we already had a decent fullsize HEB. Whatever bros.
 
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kegkilla said:
isn't Safeway an Obama-son tier grocery store on par with shit like Save-a-lot and Shop Rite?
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Lol no bb. Safeway is generally more expensive. I usually go to FM because their selection is bigger and cheaper, but until May 5th I'm strictly shopping at Safeway. And will buy all my groceries for May and June on May 4th. You get tons of tickets, even if you just spend like $30. I spent $20 today on milk and Diet Coke and got 3! They have 4 in them, so 12! For $20 I'd spend anyway! I'm fckn obsessed

It's not that we're poor, it's that I love gambling. And I'm not a big eater and the other mouths in my house are itty bitty, wish I could buy all the groceries they have just for the tickets. Why aren't my boys teenagers when I need them to be?
 
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trex said:
Lol no bb. Safeway is generally more expensive. I usually go to FM because their selection is bigger and cheaper, but until May 5th I'm strictly shopping at Safeway. And will buy all my groceries for May and June on May 4th. You get tons of tickets, even if you just spend like $30. I spent $20 today on milk and Diet Coke and got 3! They have 4 in them, so 12! For $20 I'd spend anyway! I'm fckn obsessed

It's not that we're poor, it's that I love gambling. And I'm not a big eater and the other mouths in my house are itty bitty, wish I could buy all the groceries they have just for the tickets. Why aren't my boys teenagers when I need them to be?
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1. that's not gambling
2. poor people love gambling
 
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Crisco

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I just ask the cashier and they hand me a stack of them. I believe Albertsons is the same as Safeway. Fyi, you don't win.
 
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Crisco said:
I just ask the cashier and they hand me a stack of them. I believe Albertsons is the same as Safeway. Fyi, you don't win.
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my buddy worked at McDonalds back in high school, he would steal big stacks of fry containers and we'd sit around peeling the pieces for hours. never got anything worth a shit other than the instant wins, which were honestly pretty nice.
 
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Heck Ill do my next run at Safeway and get some and send em to Trex then post the updated shots... this is FOHSS its how it works folks.
 
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One of the only jobs I got fired from was at Publix, swear the manager only hired highschool hotties and was banging at least one of them. He fired me for being late after he changed my schedule without telling me, but I know it is because I ended up dating his next target. I miss being sixteen and dating my co-workers with no fucks given.
 
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Hatorade said:
One of the only jobs I got fired from was at Publix, swear the manager only hired highschool hotties and was banging at least one of them. He fired me for being late after he changed my schedule without telling me, but I know it is because I ended up dating his next target. I miss being sixteen and dating my co-workers with no fucks given.
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I miss being a high school hottie banging my boss thinking I was cool af. Goog times.
 
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kegkilla said:
1. that's not gambling
2. poor people love gambling
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Please don't tell me what is and what is not gambling.

I spend 0 dollars gambling. But it's fun when there is no potential of losing money
 
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God dammnit, if I was just a slight bit scummier i could be pulling mad pussy.

Why has no one ever told me that's an option before?
 
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iannis said:
God dammnit, if I was just a slight bit scummier i could be pulling mad pussy.

Why has no one ever told me that's an option before?
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Banging hs girls that work for you? If you're good looking it's and easy slay for sure. Girls don't know they're allowed to say no untill theyre 19 or 20.

Double points if you buy them alcohol. Triple points if you have a nice place & a nice car.
 
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trex said:
Banging hs girls that work for you? If you're good looking it's and easy slay for sure. Girls don't know they're allowed to say no untill theyre 19 or 20.

Double points if you buy them alcohol. Triple points if you have a nice place & a nice car.
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You're not wrong, I had a one room apartment, no couch, barely any dishes, just a bed, dresser, 17 inch TV and a big ass yuka(sp?)tree plant in the corner my brother gave to me.

My only competition was older men that could buy alcohol. Not saying I was baller because I was broke as fuck on two part time minimum wage jobs but the car+not living at home made it very easy to pick up girls. Usually opened with hey I need to stop off and pay rent then a few of us are headed to clearwater beach or Ybor want to go?They always said the same thing, "you have to pay rent?"

Fish in a barrel.
 
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