San Andreas - The Rock Layeth The Smackdown on CGI Earthquakes

Juvarisx · Dec 9, 2014

Might only be saved by Alexandra Daddario going topless

Gavinmad · Dec 9, 2014

Eh, doesn't look worse than any other DISASTER movie.

Rais · Dec 9, 2014

Is this where he goes crazy in the middle of the movie and becomes Black Adam?

Miguex · Dec 9, 2014

Ohhh Paul Giamatti, what happened?

spronk · Dec 9, 2014

i thought this was gonna be a movie remake of grand theft auto san andreas starring the rock

ohkcrlho · Dec 10, 2014

spronk_sl said:
i thought this was gonna be a movie remake of grand theft auto san andreas starring the rock

You are not alone

Tarisk · Dec 10, 2014

All we had to do was follow the train, CJ!

Dudebro_sl · Dec 10, 2014

Is that the chick with epic tits from true detective?

Regime · Dec 10, 2014

spronk_sl said:
i thought this was gonna be a movie remake of grand theft auto san andreas starring the rock

Lol same exact thing.

Adebisi · Dec 10, 2014

I remember when disaster movies were kinda neat.

Now wait ... no.

No I don't.

Juvarisx · Dec 10, 2014

Dudebro_sl said:
Is that the chick with epic tits from true detective?

Yes

Foggy · Dec 10, 2014

Dudebro_sl said:
Is that the chick with epic tits from true detective?

Sure is. If they don't show those epic melons, this movie will be a disaster.

Zzen · Dec 10, 2014

Barraco Bisi_sl said:
I remember when disaster movies were kinda neat.

Now wait ... no.

No I don't.

Ima wait for the director's cut dvd with the no fx version.

Brando · Dec 10, 2014

So the premise is California breaks off from the continental US? Otherwise I'm not really following......

iannis · Dec 10, 2014

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Models blow up!

The rock rides around in a helicopter!

The shitty plywood hollywood sign gets knocked over!

Will steal!

ohkcrlho · Dec 10, 2014

Brando_sl said:
So the premise is California breaks off from the continental US? Otherwise I'm not really following......

If it is, there was already an awful movie with the same thing.

moontayle · Dec 10, 2014

Miguex_sl said:
Ohhh Paul Giamatti, what happened?

Ten bucks says he plays the Cranston role from Godzilla in this one.

iannis · Dec 10, 2014

Superman 2 was not awful!

It'll all be beachfront property!

Brad2770 · Dec 10, 2014

The Rock is too light to play CJ

Juvarisx · Mar 10, 2015

Trailer 2

Can't be worse then 2012...right?

San Andreas - The Rock Layeth The Smackdown on CGI Earthquakes

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