He pretends to be a badass online to make up for his crappy life.
Djay Trakanon Raider 2,345 396 Feb 3, 2013 #1 He pretends to be a badass online to make up for his crappy life.
TheBeagle JunkiesNetwork Donor 9,138 32,062 Feb 3, 2013 #2 God damnit, how did you know I was going to post? Are you a wizard? Would rather jerk off to tranny porn than watch the Super Bowl
God damnit, how did you know I was going to post? Are you a wizard? Would rather jerk off to tranny porn than watch the Super Bowl
ronne Nǐ hǎo, yǒu jīn zi ma? 8,450 8,273 Feb 3, 2013 #4 Female to male conversion here, AMA. Pretends he is Kegkilla when posting on other forums/chatting online and frequently links Keg posts to prove how "witty" he is.
Female to male conversion here, AMA. Pretends he is Kegkilla when posting on other forums/chatting online and frequently links Keg posts to prove how "witty" he is.
V Vatoreus Malfost_sl shitlord 228 1 Feb 3, 2013 #5 Stop following me. He/She jerks off to shelly and then stores the secretions in a jar by his bed, to use for later lubrication needs.
Stop following me. He/She jerks off to shelly and then stores the secretions in a jar by his bed, to use for later lubrication needs.
M Merkins4Brazil_sl shitlord 1,347 2 Feb 3, 2013 #7 Still hasn't found a bath soap that can stop him from smelling like a Sumo Wrestler's Taint.
H Honey Badger_sl shitlord 42 0 Feb 3, 2013 #8 Don't care about the poster above me, or what you say about me!
B Ben_sl shitlord 1,733 24 Feb 3, 2013 #9 His mother wishes she would have had an abortion, so she could have went out and met a man that would have given her the kids she wanted.
His mother wishes she would have had an abortion, so she could have went out and met a man that would have given her the kids she wanted.
Johnny53 Vyemm Raider 5,154 1,473 Feb 3, 2013 #14 how did you know.....below...wishes his penis was bigger than his pinkie
Subotai Thief, Archer 140 156 Feb 3, 2013 #15 Yeah, it's tough with a 9 inch pinkie. Below, wishes his summer job wasn't always being a "fluffer" at porn shoots.
Yeah, it's tough with a 9 inch pinkie. Below, wishes his summer job wasn't always being a "fluffer" at porn shoots.
B Bowling Ball Bag Bob_sl shitlord 603 5 Feb 3, 2013 #17 I can feel the love when he sings to me... Licks swampdonkey blue waffle flaps
S Silence_sl shitlord 2,459 5 Feb 3, 2013 #18 Got arrested for sneaking into the ladies room and sucking all the used tampons dry.
Azrayne Irenicus did nothing wrong 2,161 787 Feb 4, 2013 #20 Can't afford to pay for sex to see if he strikes out when he does it.