Scary Movie (2026)

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Title: Scary Movie (2026)

Genre: Comedy, Horror

Director: Michael Tiddes

Cast: Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Jon Abrahams, Lochlyn Munro, Dave Sheridan, Anthony Anderson, Cheri Oteri, Chris Elliott, Damon Wayans Jr., Kim Wayans, Heidi Gardner, Olivia Rose Keegan, Savannah Lee Nassif, Cameron Scott Roberts, Gregg Wayans, Sydney Park, Ruby Snowber, Benny Zielke, Nedim Jahić, Felissa Rose, Michael Leavy, Kai Cenat

Release: 2026-06-03

Plot: The sixth installment in the franchise. Plot TBA.

 

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I was ready to hate it....but I laughed about 4 times during that goddamn trailer.

That is more than any "comedy" in the last half decade.

I will be watching this in the theater.
 
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Looks dumb but fun, so par for the course for the franchise.

Good to see all the old cast came back for this one, some of the jokes in the trailer are definitely pretty funny, might still milk a few fragile snowflake tears even if the world has been healing from the safe space bullshit for a bit now.
 
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I am going to assume they didn't spoil the funniest jokes for the trailers and there is more material behind it. As long as this isn't a collection of parody after parody rolling through every movie and pop culture meme in the last 20 years it has an honest chance.
 

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The Wayans haven't been involved in the Scary Movie franchise since the 2nd film and the first 2 films were leaps and bounds better than anything that came after. They also didn't give a fuck for the sensitive cucks back then and going from this trailer alone, I assume they still don't give a shit.

I'll be seeing this in theaters.
 
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The first movie was funny as hell. The funny started to be mehh after that one. This preview made me chuckle some. Will watch on streaming.
 

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The first movie was funny as hell. The funny started to be mehh after that one. This preview made me chuckle some. Will watch on streaming.
Really? 2 was just as good. David Cross, Chris Elliot ect
 
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The Wayans haven't been involved in the Scary Movie franchise since the 2nd film and the first 2 films were leaps and bounds better than anything that came after. They also didn't give a fuck for the sensitive cucks back then and going from this trailer alone, I assume they still don't give a shit.

I'll be seeing this in theaters.
The third one is pretty funny. First three are definitely the best, but never saw anything past them.
 

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Really? 2 was just as good. David Cross, Chris Elliot ect
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Movies like this are actually fun in theatres if it’s packed. People going apeshit and yelling random shit during American Pie and Scary movie in the theatres were some of the funnest times we’ve had there. When the coaches balls dropped out in scary movie the whole theatre was howling, same with the pie fucking scene in American Pie.
 
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I remember the theater losing it's shit during the gloryhole dick in the ear scene in the bathroom. The stabbing of the black woman in the theater for yelling at the screen as well. These are fun movies to see in the theater. Similar feel to going to a comedy show and laughing with everyone else.
 
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The third one is pretty funny. First three are definitely the best, but never saw anything past them.
I liked three more than 2. The wake had me in tears, and everything with the president was basically like naked gun.
 
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Scary Movie (2026) has received an R rating from the MPA for "crude sexual content, graphic nudity, strong violence, and drug content and language throughout"

Only the first two were rated R, the rest were PG-13.
 

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Pure trash. I walked out of it.

If you're expecting Scary Movie 1 or 2 you'll be absolutely disappointed. Go see He-Man instead.
 
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Getting very negative theater reactions. Seeing a lot of sour taste on social media today. Fans of the originals hate this movie.
 
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I've yet to hear a single person say anything good about it.

Normally you would not go off of critics on a movie like this,

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but this is an example that sometimes theater reactions on the ground can jive with official reviews.

The 70% audience score, from what I gathered talking to people and just spending time on social media-- is wholly unjustified.

FOH isn't the first time I heard of theater walkouts on this movie.
 
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