Seven Feet Below is no more.

Relay is one of those 70k attendance amphitheaters right?

Who will the ladies swoon over now?

This is just like when The Beatles broke up.

Urgoslav_sl said:

Who will the ladies swoon over now?

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It's impossible not to laugh at this picture. The look on Ginger McLovin's face alone is too much.

I am particularly fond of the one that looks like Rosie O'donnell.

Just think of all the bad covers we will now forever be denied.

Of all their appearances that you guys choose to attack, no one points out this middle kid being the Boston Marathon Bomber?

This is old news.

They're already talking about doing a reunion tour. Spencer (lead vocals) just has to make sure it's cool with his mom first.

Addressing your haters is acknowledgement that we were successful.

blizzak_sl said:

My employee just asked me the other day who Ultimate Failure was. Had fun telling her about these fags getting sand in their vags. She appreciated all the work you beautiful bastards put into the FB page.

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This warms my heart. <3
One of my friends was talking about someone trolling a radio station the other day, so I had to tell him about the time I recorded songs and made a facebook page for a fake band in Idaho after the station ran a shady contest. Looking back, my one regret is that I never did a song about Cinnamilk.

I hope the fat drummer girl can pull through.

I feel like we got a shoutout in their breakup announcement.

2nd from the left kid:



Mimmmmmsy!

Silence_sl said:

This is just like when The Beatles broke up.

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I spat my beer out at this one.
For reals though guys, I'm so proud of all you accomplished in your quest for bettering the Universe. That Ultimate Failure thread was one of the greatest moments I've experienced on the intrawebs. I shed a tear that we're losing yet another fragment of that uplifting story.

Seriously can't stop lol'ing at the kid with the sunglasses

Which one of them is missing a foot? I hope it's the fat chick, that would be hot.

You guys have no taste in music at all!
Their guitarist rocks the fuck out of the solo in this song. Apparently it's a cover of some sort.