Shelby Oaks (2025)

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Title: Shelby Oaks (2025)

Tagline: They all just stood there.

Genre: Horror, Mystery

Director: Chris Stuckmann

Cast: Camille Sullivan, Brendan Sexton III, Michael Beach, Keith David, Robin Bartlett, Charlie Talbert, Emily Bennett, Sarah Durn, Lauren Ashley Berry, Eric Francis Melaragni, C.L. Simpson, Anthony Baldasare, Derek Mears

Release: 2025-10-02

Runtime: 99

Plot: A woman's desperate search for her long-lost sister falls into obsession, upon realizing that the imaginary demon from their childhood may have been real.
 

Caliane

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stuckman huh? good for him.

Turned into a giant pussy refusing to actually give critiques in his movie reviews because, "making movies is hard"
but lets see if he actually learned anything. the trailer editor knows what they are doing at least..

kind of crazy he got the cash/friends to make this.
 

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stuckman huh? good for him.

Turned into a giant pussy refusing to actually give critiques in his movie reviews because, "making movies is hard"
but lets see if he actually learned anything. the trailer editor knows what they are doing at least..

kind of crazy he got the cash/friends to make this.
It looks like a silent hill type deal except without the silent Hill. You've got some sort of abandoned town which is a neat concept, but I don't know, just seems kind of lame. I don't remember the games that much but weren't pretty much all of them the main character looking for a lost loved one?
 

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Been watching Cuckman reviews for years. His channel went to shit when he refused to criticize bad movies, because it might hurt his own chances of making it in the industry.

It will be interesting to see if his movie makes any money.
 
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Yeah, was a big fan of Stuckmans until he swapped his Youtube format from "I review movies" to "I only review movies I think are good and also use this platform like therapy. Here's a video about how I'm Pansexual and my wife supports me."

Cool bro, I don't give a shit, review movies.
 
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Yeah, was a big fan of Stuckmans until he swapped his Youtube format from "I review movies" to "I only review movies I think are good and also use this platform like therapy. Here's a video about how I'm Pansexual and my wife supports me."

Cool bro, I don't give a shit, review movies.

Same for me, plus then he decided to also stop criticizing anything in movies he reviews because he found out making movies is hard so he didn't want to say anything negative anymore about any movies. That was the nail in the coffin for that channel for me.
 
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Am I the only jaded motherfucker here or are the rest of you like me and too lazy to even torrent this thing to watch it? I'm mildy curious if it is any good but fuck me, maybe I'm getting old but it is not even worth the effort to download it to see if it is worth a shit.
 
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Am I the only jaded motherfucker here or are the rest of you like me and too lazy to even torrent this thing to watch it? I'm mildy curious if it is any good but fuck me, maybe I'm getting old but it is not even worth the effort to download it to see if it is worth a shit.
Meh. It's just another shitty $2 budget horror flick.

None of these are worth any amount of time or effort.
 

Dr.Retarded

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Am I the only jaded motherfucker here or are the rest of you like me and too lazy to even torrent this thing to watch it? I'm mildy curious if it is any good but fuck me, maybe I'm getting old but it is not even worth the effort to download it to see if it is worth a shit.
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