Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?


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gak

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I'm not smart enough to know, is this thread about contrition, melancholy, or boredom ?

 
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I’m not voting until I know it’s the real Mario and not some AI.


1. What brand of chips did you post about 14 years ago in the fast food thread that completely blew your mind? I went out and bought them right away, then “me too’d” the entire bag.


2 And in 2008, which FOH member spread his butthole GOATSE style while onYahoo live? HINT : we were both in the four slot camera boxes of Motely Crue room (Mick Mars died laughing) and American Idol winner Jordan Sparks (scarred her for life) when this happened.

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Kajiimagi

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I’m not voting until I know it’s the real Mario and not some AI.


1. What brand of chips did you post about 14 years ago in the fast food thread that completely blew your mind? I went out and bought them right away, then “me too’d” the entire bag.


2 And in 2008, which FOH member spread his butthole GOATSE style while onYahoo live? HINT : we were both in the four slot camera boxes of Motely Crue room (Mick Mars died laughing) and American Idol winner Jordan Sparks (scarred her for life) when this happened.

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curiosity GIF
 
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stupidmonkey

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I’m not voting until I know it’s the real Mario and not some AI.


1. What brand of chips did you post about 14 years ago in the fast food thread that completely blew your mind? I went out and bought them right away, then “me too’d” the entire bag.


2 And in 2008, which FOH member spread his butthole GOATSE style while onYahoo live? HINT : we were both in the four slot camera boxes of Motely Crue room (Mick Mars died laughing) and American Idol winner Jordan Sparks (scarred her for life) when this happened.

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Almost all of us know the answer to #2 now I'm racking my brain on #1.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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I’m not voting until I know it’s the real Mario and not some AI.


1. What brand of chips did you post about 14 years ago in the fast food thread that completely blew your mind? I went out and bought them right away, then “me too’d” the entire bag.


2 And in 2008, which FOH member spread his butthole GOATSE style while onYahoo live? HINT : we were both in the four slot camera boxes of Motely Crue room (Mick Mars died laughing) and American Idol winner Jordan Sparks (scarred her for life) when this happened.

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Your first question might have me stumped. My first instinct is to say the Utz wavy jalapeno cheddar chips. If that isn't it I might need a hint.

2 is obviously the fellow Doctor and Scholar, Aychamo. Yahoo live was too good for this world. It had to be killed so our cursed and gay future could be born.
 
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Your first question might have me stumped. My first instinct is to say the Utz wavy jalapeno cheddar chips. If that isn't it I might need a hint.

2 is obviously the fellow Doctor and Scholar, Aychamo. Yahoo live was too good for this world. It had to be killed so our cursed and gay future could be born.
UTZ fried dill pickle chips

I agree it was an amazing time
 

Mario Speedwagon

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UTZ fried dill pickle chips

I agree it was an amazing time
Fuck, I knew it was an Utz flavor. I think the jalapeno cheddar sticks in my mind more because you can't get them any more, but the pickle chips are still around. I long for those jalapeno cheds.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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That's why I noted that they were Jewish. I know exactly why nothing I did was good enough. It was kind of nuts. We were together for 18 months and I later found out that her parents didn't even know we were together for like the first two thirds of that, she kept telling them we were friends. I think they saw through it, but assumed we were just FWBs / I was her temporary boy toy. Then at our one year anniversary when she finally told them we were a serious item, they flipped out and spent the last 6 months trying to break us up.

Stop holding out on the audience. We only really care how the khazar milkers were.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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@Amod @Lightning Lord Rule I really need the Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program thread re-opened. I am in desperate need of rehab so that I may become 'mature' enough to post here. I pinky promise I will read The Art of the Deal by our Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump.

How's the Iran war going anyways? I don't get any news in here. I bet God Emperor Trump won that for sure. Hormuz is open and every filthy Iranian goat fucker is probaly dead and in hell by now right?
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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@fanaskin I have decided to take your advice and engage in the political process by running for office.

My platform will be the most BASED and REDPILLED platform to date, informed totally by the politics of this forum. The points are as follows:

1. Do whatever literally any jew tells me to do
2. Agree with literally everything Trump does or says, including and especially in cases where it's a total contradiction of my past public positions
3. Support the GOP establishment in every possible way
4. Jew cum for everyone
5. More missiles for Israel
6. Immediately disavow and ruin anybody that attacks the GOP from the right, as they will destroy my totally BASED plan of subverting the GOP from the inside by agreeing with everything they say

@Daezuel Can I count on you to advise my campaign? Am I missing any important points here? Of course I will need @Lightning Lord Rule to delete my account here once the campaign starts. My only request is that I be a_decaying_skeleton instead of a regular skeleton.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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Wow being in the shaw is hard. I REALLY REALLY need to ability to create more self-important masturbatory troll threads. It's for my health and is a medical necessity. I need assistance immediately.
 

Loser Nirgon

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I have found a constructive way to handle this as part of my own rehabilitation for pointing the finger at wahmen n jooze

I promise results, just give me a little time to work with this man