Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T14:17:54-0400

Daezuel said:
I get paid either way.

retard probably gets paid by post rather than by word lr2sellout n00b

Daezuel · 2026-04-23T14:23:58-0400

Mario Speedwagon said:
retard probably gets paid by post rather than by word lr2sellout n00b

It appears my wagon is not yet up to speed. Thank you for the education.

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T14:28:25-0400

Lightning Lord Rule said:
Good work, here's your Tucobucks.

Oh shit, that was supposed to be a DM reply!

Another example of our humble admin being totally flummoxed by the PM UI. He is still nobly trying to navigate to post the evidence of my sperg out. I have faith in you big guy!

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T15:18:57-0400

@Amod pls update my avatar to the following image. (@Soygen I know ur good for it, just keep it on the dl my man)

Daezuel · 2026-04-23T15:24:32-0400

Ooh looks like I might have a new avatar too!

I haven't worked this hard in ages!

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T15:24:45-0400

@BoozeCube

Daezuel @Gravel @Big Phoenix @Nirgon @TJT @Arbitrary @Regime

Please distribute this image to be used as a signature and show of solidarity by my faithful and trusty friends. The truth will set me free.

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T15:47:15-0400

BREAKING

The

Lightning Lord Rule regime is SPLITTING at the seams! A member of the inner circle has LEAKED the damning evidence of unrest and dissent among the rank & file staff! Xhe is quoting as saying, "The situation is totally untenable. Nobody agrees with what's he's doing but it's pointless to speak up. He has absolute power. The community is bleeding TRULY GREAT & LEGENDARY posters like

Mario Speedwagon and @Araysar at a RAPID rate. We don't know what to do to stop him." he urged any user with a conscious to speak up against these actions. When asked for proof, Xir provided this certified AUTHENTIC screenshot of the weekly mod teams call! How long can his reign last? Only time will tell. DARK TIMES AT FoH!

Lightning Lord Rule · 2026-04-23T15:57:54-0400

Thanks for the great content! It looks like you put some real effort into it. In that light, I think I'll take 1 month off your sentence.

Cad · 2026-04-23T16:06:56-0400

I'm just curious, if your position is that we treated you unfairly in the past, do you think this is supposed to help?

I don't expect any rational replies, but we'll see.

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T16:09:20-0400

Lightning Lord Rule said:
Thanks for the great content! It looks like you put some real effort into it. In that light, I think I'll take 1 month off your sentence.

Can I have a "maturity" progress bar under my avatar so that I have live feedback on how I'm doing on my road to recovery? This will help me immensely and guide my posting.

Daezuel · 2026-04-23T16:10:48-0400

If he spent this much effort in the politics thread he wouldn't have been infracted in the first place.

Looks like rehabilitation program might actually be working!

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T16:11:33-0400

Cad said:
I'm just curious, if your position is that we treated you unfairly in the past, do you think this is supposed to help?

I don't expect any rational replies, but we'll see.

I am merely attempting to engage in ancient, arcane, and forbidden activity known as "having fun". It's rarely seen these days, but inshallah I will it being it back by force to every fine member of this community.

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T16:12:56-0400

Daezuel said:
If he spent this much effort in the politics thread he wouldn't have been infracted in the first place.

Looks like rehabilitation program might actually be working!

I've never been accused of putting effort into my posts before and I DAMN WELL won't stand for it now. Retract your statement or it's dildos at dawn sir.

Cad · 2026-04-23T16:13:21-0400

You're just being an annoying cunt so you can claim to be the victim and be even more of a cunt. It's tired.

Phazael · 2026-04-23T16:15:25-0400

Mario Speedwagon said:
Be so for real right now guys, am I retarded? Am I gay? This whole thing is hitting me pretty hard right now. Feeling down and depressed. Starting to question everything.

Are you a woman or something? Get your shit together. I thought the Juggalos were all required to have functioning testicles.

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T16:24:51-0400

Phazael said:
Are you a woman or something? Get your shit together. I thought the Juggalos were all required to have functioning testicles.

Please do not bully me in my emotionally fragile state. My therapist says that it's ok to feel this way. I need to be true to myself no matter how gay or retarded that self is.

Lightning Lord Rule · 2026-04-23T16:25:56-0400

Mario Speedwagon said:
Can I have a "maturity" progress bar under my avatar so that I have live feedback on how I'm doing on my road to recovery? This will help me immensely and guide my posting.

Oooooh, asking for more stuff instead of thanking me was the secret whammy on my bingo card. Looks like the 1 month is back on your sentence.

Tough luck, bro. This is a fun game though!

Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T16:27:30-0400

Cad said:
You're just being an annoying cunt so you can claim to be the victim and be even more of a cunt. It's tired.

I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand me

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Mario Speedwagon · 2026-04-23T16:37:29-0400

Lightning Lord Rule said:
Oooooh, asking for more stuff instead of thanking me was the secret whammy on my bingo card. Looks like the 1 month is back on your sentence.

Tough luck, bro. This is a fun game though!

I'm feeling another PM sperg out coming on. Be prepared for the avalanche of reports coming your way. No one shall be spared.

Daezuel · 2026-04-23T16:38:18-0400

Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

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