Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

GuardianX · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
Everytime she fucks up and they have to check on the kids, they meet me and realize that the kids are fine. Because I'm super fucking awesome and shit.

It's more, T having the kids alone and then doing something retarded. Then I get fucked because I keep giving them to her whenever she feels like bein a mom...which is about 2-4 times a month.

I want her to be a mom, so my kids have a mom in their lives, but she just makes it impossible for herself.

Bitch, you are both crazy, take a step back and look at reality. You are basically arguing about how you are better for them but in reality you are both 2 sides of the same shit-pile.

Case in point, this entire fucking thread. Instead of handling this shit like a grownup, you post for the Lulz with a topic title of "Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year!" on fucking mothers day. I mean, good job for bringing some life back into the drama section of the forum, don't for a second think that this shit is healthy for yourself or your kids.

tyen · May 14, 2018

j00t said:
Broseph... if my kids mom was an eighth as terrible of a mom as you keep trying to point out that trex is, she'd NEVER see my kids. Ever. You wanting her to be a mom isn't some altruistic "I want the kids to have their mom around" nonsense. You just want someone else to have your kids

She is the type of chick to call the police on me because it's illegal to keep your kids away from the other parent unless there is a custody agreement.

So I have to kind of pick my battles sort of, until I get that going. I've been dragging my feet for awhile on that because I've been swamped working 3 jobs and raising two kids without another parent helping.

I basically need to get custody going right this second so I can tell her to eat a dick.

GuardianX · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
I picked the black chick.

You picked the chick that likely has 30 baby daddys over the eastern european lady that likely has 11 children and still manages to do all the shit in her life?

Okay bruh..yet another amazing life decision.

tyen · May 14, 2018

GuardianX said:
Bitch, you are both crazy, take a step back and look at reality. You are basically arguing about how you are better for them but in reality you are both 2 sides of the same shit-pile.

Case in point, this entire fucking thread. Instead of handling this shit like a grownup, you post for the Lulz with a topic title of "Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year!" on fucking mothers day. I mean, good job for bringing some life back into the drama section of the forum, don't for a second think that this shit is healthy for yourself or your kids.

So we are the same because I post a thread for everyone's lulz and to spite her?

Apparently you arent following this thread close enough. Maybe you forgot the part where she passes out drunk and lets the youngest almost burn down the apt?

OhSeven · May 14, 2018

Alright, saying you're not going to take care of YOUR OWN KIDS unless you get PAID has really rustled my jimmies.

AngryGerbil · May 14, 2018

OhSeven said:
Alright, saying you're not going to take care of YOUR OWN KIDS unless you get PAID has really rustled my jimmies.

While at the same time insisting that one of them isn't even his? Yikes.

j00t · May 14, 2018

"Donkey mom is terrible and is an active danger to the kids when she is with them. But I haven't taken the initiative to start custody hearings because these apps aren't going to create themselves! When I set my mind to it, I get shit done."

Synj · May 14, 2018

Ritley said:
Why would you retards pay money for nudes of a 3/10 on the Internet? Thirsty motherfuckers

In a case such as this, it's not the quality of the butthole that comes into account, it's about ascertaining the depths of someone's bottom (no pun intended). See J49 thread as reference.

tyen · May 14, 2018

GuardianX said:
You picked the chick that likely has 30 baby daddys over the eastern european lady that likely has 11 children and still manages to do all the shit in her life?

Okay bruh..yet another amazing life decision.

After having over 20 babysitters, I have found that the blacks/hispanics ALWAYS cook something good. All the whiteys cook noodles and cheese.

Ill pick a black girl or hispanic girl over a white one 9/10. One time I didn't because the lady was from Nigeria. I ended up being forced to book her once, but she was absolutely fabulous. No accent, think she was second gen.

Synj · May 14, 2018

BTW, why do 90% of Mormons have retard names like Tinsley?

Sebudai

Daezuel · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
I picked the black chick.

Bonus points if you can get her to write FOH on her tits. We believe in you.

tyen · May 14, 2018

j00t said:
"Donkey mom is terrible and is an active danger to the kids when she is with them. But I haven't taken the initiative to start custody hearings because these apps aren't going to create themselves! When I set my mind to it, I get shit done."

Basically.

Finding freelance clients, working existing ones, doing a night time gig, doing housework, raising kids...Ya, shit is pretty fucking rough dawg when it comes to time management and whatnot.

and ya, I prioritize weird

tyen · May 14, 2018

fuck it,

tyen · May 14, 2018

I had this chick once. Late 40s. Was INSANE hot

j00t · May 14, 2018

The bottomline is that you are willing to find time to work 3 jobs but not to potentially save the lives of your children

GuardianX · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
So we are the same because I post a thread for everyone's lulz and to spite her?

Apparently you arent following this thread close enough. Maybe you forgot the part where she passes out drunk and lets the youngest almost burn down the apt?

I, (un)fortunately, read the entire thread.

Yes, bitch, because you fucking need to spite her that is a huge indicator of your emotional maturity. This is college age bullshit drama that is fun to read but then it hits you that neither of you morons is in college and you both have at least one child together.

An emotionally mature adult would have saved the pictures of all this shit and then taken it to a lawyer for some resolution. Posting this shit here hurts you more than it helps your case because, while your walking jizzlock container is about as shit tier as you are, she at least has the benefit of being able to tell a judge, "I'm seeking help for my issues and am making progress" even if all of that statement is an outright lie. You on the other hand? You are REQUIRED to pay child fees so working a job, or multiple jobs, to cover those fees is basically a 0 point for you.

As for the shit-pile analogy, here I'll do you a solid...

You are basically arguing about how you are better for them but in reality you are both 2 sides of the same shit-pile and your side MAGICALLY gets the sea-side view.

Better?

AngryGerbil · May 14, 2018

Synj said:
BTW, why do 90% of Mormons have retard names like Tinsley?

Sebudai

They're just copying boss-man. Papa Joe loved to make up goofy names. Besides, if every person gets their own planet when they die, then they're going to need a lot of names for all those planets.

Kit Fisto and Dexter Jetster travel to Kashyyyk to meet with Bilbo Baggins and Qwondo Floo to discuss the invasion of Mordor by the Elohim Archangel Guild lead by Kolob Overlord Tunsleigh that is planned to happen within the next 3 Cyclos.

tyen · May 14, 2018

GuardianX said:
I, (un)fortunately, read the entire thread.

Yes, bitch, because you fucking need to spite her that is a huge indicator of your emotional maturity. This is college age bullshit drama that is fun to read but then it hits you that neither of you morons is in college and you both have at least one child together.

An emotionally mature adult would have saved the pictures of all this shit and then taken it to a lawyer for some resolution. Posting this shit here hurts you more than it helps your case because, while your walking jizzlock container is about as shit tier as you are, she at least has the benefit of being able to tell a judge, "I'm seeking help for my issues and am making progress" even if all of that statement is an outright lie. You on the other hand? You are REQUIRED to pay child fees so working a job, or multiple jobs, to cover those fees is basically a 0 point for you.

As for the shit-pile analogy, here I'll do you a solid...

You are basically arguing about how you are better for them but in reality you are both 2 sides of the same shit-pile and your side MAGICALLY gets the sea-side view.

Better?

Nope. You are just saying I shouldn't have posted this all to enjoy, and you are wrong.

Plus your direct comparison is throwing errors.

Screamfeeder · May 14, 2018

I wonder how you have time on a Monday morning to spend so much of your said precious time on a gaming website uploading bullshit, posting bullshit and replying to bullshit when you could have already made the phone calls needed to clear this shit up 3 hours ago.

Phazael · May 14, 2018

Gavinmad said:
You really are fucking human garbage for this post you piece of shit.

I noticed you didn't say I was wrong about any of this. That's okay running theme of this bored lately is that the truth sucks. Factors you can't save everyone in the best way to prevent other people from following this path is to point out the Folly involved. I'm sorry you gave up on Humanity to the point where you feel that cancer has a right to live too.

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