Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

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Haus

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We could sponsor a kid. Just one though. Tyen must choose. We want weekly letters and pictures of the progress.

Make one of their kids like the FoH class hamster, and we all get to take it home to take care of it for a week or something?
 
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trex

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The oldest is not his. Know it for a fact because the kids DNA shows they aren't full brothers. While I birthed them both. Getting a restraining order for his harassment so I can't go on a whole lot longer, he has no money and used my family for mine so don't make those jokes. Or think I was a parasite on him.

I walked in on him fucking kayla. I got arrested. Good times. Anyone in love or married understands the situation. I lost my mind.
 
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Loser Araysar

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AMA nerds. Tyen is full of shit and getting pressed with charges for harassment.

Yep. An alcoholic. Talked about this in the addiction thread.

babe you cant call this an AMA if youre not answering any questions

now tell us what your happiest memory of being with Tyen is?
 
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Praetorian

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The oldest is not his. Know it for a fact because the kids DNA shows they aren't full brothers. While I birthed them both. Getting a restraining order for his harassment so I can't go on a whole lot longer, he has no money and used my family for mine so don't make those jokes. Or think I was a parasite on him.

I walked in on him fucking kayla. I got arrested. Good times. Anyone in love or married understands the situation. I lost my mind.

Ok so can you confirm if Kayla has D's or not?
 
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Loser Araysar

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The oldest is not his. Know it for a fact because the kids DNA shows they aren't full brothers. While I birthed them both. Getting a restraining order for his harassment so I can't go on a whole lot longer, he has no money and used my family for mine so don't make those jokes. Or think I was a parasite on him.

I walked in on him fucking kayla. I got arrested. Good times. Anyone in love or married understands the situation. I lost my mind.

what sex position were they in when this happened?

im trying to visualize it.
 
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PatrickStar

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Definitely not take home. A weekly Dear FoH letter telling us how the money we are providing gives 2 meals a day and is helping his village dig a new well suffices.
 
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Loser Araysar

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tyen tyen , i understand that youre probably talking to the cops right now but if you cant edit out the name in the video titles in like the next half hour, ill have to take them down.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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The oldest is not his. Know it for a fact because the kids DNA shows they aren't full brothers. While I birthed them both. Getting a restraining order for his harassment so I can't go on a whole lot longer, he has no money and used my family for mine so don't make those jokes. Or think I was a parasite on him.

I walked in on him fucking kayla. I got arrested. Good times. Anyone in love or married understands the situation. I lost my mind.
Amazing
 
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Loser Araysar

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The oldest is not his. Know it for a fact because the kids DNA shows they aren't full brothers. While I birthed them both. Getting a restraining order for his harassment so I can't go on a whole lot longer, he has no money and used my family for mine so don't make those jokes. Or think I was a parasite on him.

I walked in on him fucking kayla. I got arrested. Good times. Anyone in love or married understands the situation. I lost my mind.

trex trex , so you cheated on him first it sounds. whos baby is it then? some one night stand rand?
 
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trex

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Long term career plans: got into med school I start in August. I guess that's long term? For a complete tard who married an asshole, I get A+ grades.
 
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trex

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Shit. My sponsor tells me to say I'm a "recovering alcoholic". I'm a sober alcoholic. Weird, right?
 
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Loser Araysar

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Long term career plans: got into med school I start in August. I guess that's long term? For a complete tard who married an asshole, I get A+ grades.

a doctor and a full time mom and a full time alkie? how will you find the time?
 
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tyen

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Long term career plans: got into med school I start in August. I guess that's long term? For a complete tard who married an asshole, I get A+ grades.

lol med school.

Good luck. Maybe before you start becoming a world star doctor you should try and just be a mom to the kids you only see twice a month.

i built 4 iphone apps, worked at a restaraunt, and raised two kids by myself all in the past 3 months.

Oh wait, i also broke my fuckin leg too.

Werlstar dad, shit mom
 
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Praetorian

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Long term career plans: got into med school I start in August. I guess that's long term? For a complete tard who married an asshole, I get A+ grades.

Stay away from the children's wing. Or stoves. And underwear.
 
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