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pharmakos

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Omg kayla is so ugly. You guys hate on me. But her face is two faces put into one. It's hilarious. Like someone smeared a side of hers down. Probably ds. A+ body for that face.

Jesus. Trying to catch up

I'm guessing even if she's ugly the plus side to her is she's not fucking insane.
 
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trex

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You guys already got my noods. I drank monoplova and don't smoke.

We have survailance on the house. You guys should see tyens face when my bf is outside. It's amazing. Like a little sheep.

Took your $22 and hid it because you said it'd be $100 and I'm sick of his fights with my current man
 
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Loser Araysar

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tyen tyen what county did dui happen in? id like to look up the record
 
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Regime

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The burning stove pictures are not cool. I'm glad the kids are safe holy shit.
 
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Gavinmad

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You guys already got my noods. I drank monoplova and don't smoke.

We have survailance on the house. You guys should see tyens face when my bf is outside. It's amazing. Like a little sheep.

Took your $22 and hid it because you said it'd be $100 and I'm sick of his fights with my current man

Seeing as how Tyen is a textbook west coast spineless betacuck and the dude on your FB pic looks like the outdoorsy type, I don't see that being much of a fight.

That's meant to be more of a burn on you than him though because you actually married him.
 
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Loser Araysar

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You guys already got my noods. I drank monoplova and don't smoke.

We have survailance on the house. You guys should see tyens face when my bf is outside. It's amazing. Like a little sheep.

Took your $22 and hid it because you said it'd be $100 and I'm sick of his fights with my current man

monoplova gin or vodka?
 
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hodj

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I walked in on him fucking kayla. I got arrested. Good times. Anyone in love or married understands the situation. I lost my mind.

I don't understand it at all and I've been married 21 years.


He was fucking someone else. So what? Why do you care?

You've probably fucked 100 other people during the relationship, you're a psycho fucking cunt so we all know your pussy is getting pounded by dudes you're meeting off tinder and okcupid every time his back is turned. That isn't even a question.

So why so jelly when he does the same thing back to you?
 
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pharmakos

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Omg so false it hurts. She's on lithium or some shit and constantly reeks of pot

I'm guessing you should be taking meds but aren't. So she's still less crazy than you I'd say.
 
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Bandwagon

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I gave you 22 dollars the other day when you asked for money and you immediatly hid it in your pants behind your boyfriend.
I just had to explain this situation to my girlfriend because I laughed so hard at this sentence.

She said was "is this the same video game message board where you met up for a beer with some stranger from it?"

I said "Yea, it's the same dude"

She said "You need to make better life choices"
 
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a_skeleton_03

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I just had to explain this situation to my girlfriend because I laughed so hard at this sentence.

She said was "is this the same video game message board where you met up for a beer with some stranger from it?"

I said "Yea, it's the same dude"

She said "You need to make better life choices"
So as somebody that knows tyen tyen what do you think of the story?

Who do you think is telling the most truth?
 
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Loser Araysar

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I just had to explain this situation to my girlfriend because I laughed so hard at this sentence.

She said was "is this the same video game message board where you met up for a beer with some stranger from it?"

I said "Yea, it's the same dude"

She said "You need to make better life choices"


lmao. post her picture too. i wan t to see what a smart woman looks like
 
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hodj

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I mean, it's not like these two haven't fucking destroyed the board once before.

Which is why I'm glad these two have ruined eachother's lives.

Fuck them both.

Amen to this. You both suck. Enjoy reaping the whirlwind you've both sown with everyone around you for ages.

Ps. He caught the herp.

Who cares? I don't have any STDs, but 1 in every 2 40 year olds has herpes. It is literally irrelevant. As long as you are on meds, in remission and aren't showing, it doesn't matter any way.
 
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trex

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I don't understand it at all and I've been married 21 years.


He was fucking someone else. So what? Why do you care?

You've probably fucked 100 other people during the relationship, you're a psycho fucking cunt so we all know your pussy is getting pounded by dudes you're meeting off tinder and okcupid every time his back is turned. That isn't even a question.

So why so jelly when he does the same thing back to you?

Harsh.

Like a good little Mormon girl, loyalty and monagamy is sacred to me.

We were broken up when I was with my eldests dad.

Got low self esteem and went back to tyen. Could happen to anyone.
 
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hodj

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Like a good little Mormon girl, loyalty and monagamy is sacred to me.



You didn't catch low self esteem. It isn't a cold. You don't get low self esteem going outside wet in the winter.

You ARE low self esteem. The very definition of it. A 6 on the scale of 1 to 20, you only know how to be used for the cum rag you are, and you have the personality of a 10 year old trisomy 21 patient.

Once you accept this reality, you'll understand why your life is a shit show.

Life is hard. Its almost impossible when you're stupid.
 
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trex

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Amen to this. You both suck. Enjoy reaping the whirlwind you've both sown with everyone around you for ages.



Who cares? I don't have any STDs, but 1 in every 2 40 year olds has herpes. It is literally irrelevant. As long as you are on meds, in remission and aren't showing, it doesn't matter any way.

He sent Dick pics and there were red bumps. I'm going with a hard double no.
 
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Loser Araysar

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Harsh.

Like a good little Mormon girl, loyalty and monagamy is sacred to me.

We were broken up when I was with my eldests dad.

Got low self esteem and went back to tyen. Could happen to anyone.

sucks 68 year old withered cock for gin money
 
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