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Eonan

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Long term career plans: got into med school I start in August. I guess that's long term? For a complete tard who married an asshole, I get A+ grades.
Good luck keeping that Med School slot (if its even a real med school) with a DUI.
 
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gshurik

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I like how this thread completely turned around. Truly a roller-coaster.

My favourite part is how creating 4 iphone apps is somehow being successful.
 
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TJT

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I like how this thread completely turned around. Truly a roller-coaster.

My favourite part is how creating 4 iphone apps is somehow being successful.

Well if you're working for a company pushing apps a jobs a job.
 
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trex

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If we hit $5,000 I'll totally give you guys a pic right up Main Street
 
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pharmakos

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having never been arrested myself(knock on wood), dont you need to be charged with something in order to be booked and mugshotted?

An arrest and a charge are two different things. The "charge" needs to come from the district attorney's office, afaik. Maybe the magistrate can charge too? Definitely not the police, tho, that's just an arrest.

If a charge doesn't come within 72 hours of an arrest, then the person legally has to be released.
 
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trex

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No dui. If you get arrested they'll take your photo. Everytime. Got arrested for DV, not drinking and driving.
 
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hodj

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Let’s be honest, you’re about two decimal places too high.

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Origin

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He drips a lot and I was trying to look at his penis and the inside of his boxers. I didn't even watch it because I don't want to relive it. Just remember asking him to show me his dick and him telling me no and me biting him


crackers, wakadans, same shit.
 
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Sarrow

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Forum never fails to deliver. This is why we must always persevere and keep it around fellas.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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Holy shit, what a thread to wake up to. If you guys are THIS white trash, you need to move to Gresham or Estacada or Salem or something.

Props to Brosar for shepherding this thread into greatness and for the AMA questions, lol
 
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Alasliasolonik

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Don't worry if you don't want to donate for the swabs, we will be paying taxes the rest of our lives for these soon to be felon children.
 
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cyrusreij

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God bless this community. Please continue to deliver insanity as long as I live.
 
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Gravel

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And she priced herself out of the market
This. The chicks on Girls Do Porn do it for about $2k. They're more attractive and at least a decade younger. $5k for something no one wants to see?

Fuck off. Again.
 
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