Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

Gavinmad · May 14, 2018

wormie said:
In this thread full of white trashism, Gavinmad stands out as the dumbest, shittiest person. Well done sir.

Coming from the guy who threw away his marriage because he became infatuated with a college classmate a decade younger than him, this doesn't sting as much as you seem to think it does.

tyen · May 14, 2018

tldr, I had to work, T wanted to get drunk. She left the kids with some dude who used to sell me weed back in the day. He lived 19 floor below me. T dropped the kids off, forgot to give him a key, never came back home. When I came home after work, the dude told me they had to climb all those stairs to get back up because they didnt have an elevator fob to my door because it was in T's pocket.

chaos · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
which brings me to another bomb shell. Sec....

oh you son of a bitch...

yikes, poor kids

tyen · May 14, 2018

Aldarion said:
sigh.

trex is basically right here. There is a pretty narrow window right before breastfeeding where it actually matters what your BAC is.

not white knighting, just sick of people telling pregnant or nursing mothers they have to become teetotalers when the science doesnt support that at all. Women are crazy enough. It doesnt benefit us to also deprive them of the booze.

This is an alcoholic we are talking about. Where she puts her BAC at .24-.31.

This isn't a 1 beer lactation session dawg...Her milk literally disappeared because of her drinking and she would bitch and go fucking insane if I fed my kid formula. So he lost a fuckton of weight and I had to basically tell Trex to shut the fuck up as I feed my kid back from a 1percentile weight.

Basically if I didn't tell her to shut the fuck up, and feed my kid formula while she was having a meltdown about her lack of milk, it would of been a serious fucking hospital visit...Around that time is when she checked out as a mom. Which continues to this day.

Soygen · May 14, 2018

Gavinmad said:
No I just think you're a bunch of fucking edgelord faggots who went too far with when you started mocking PPD and said shit that essentially amounts to 'you should have killed yourself and your newborn son'

TJT · May 14, 2018

YES! Getting drunk and leaving my kids with some stranger I used to buy pot from was out of my control!

Hoss · May 14, 2018

Phazael said:
Tyen definitely seems to have a type and apparently it involves women with self esteem issues and large schnozzes.

Don't knock the big noses. I like how they massage your balls when she's blowing you.

Ridas said:
You going with the white knight troll routine again, Gavin?

I was looking for a white knight reaction to his schtick. Settled on the brony

Pemulis · May 14, 2018

this just went from creepy and amusing to legit disturbing

Gavinmad · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
tldr, I had to work, T wanted to get drunk. She left the kids with some dude who used to sell me weed back in the day. He lived 19 floor below me. T dropped the kids off, forgot to give him a key, never came back home. When I came home after work, the dude told me they had to climb all those stairs to get back up because they didnt have an elevator fob to my door because it was in T's pocket.

You're right, that is a bombshell. That '16 year old barista' comment was a savage burn.

Aldarion · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
This is an alcoholic we are talking about. Where she puts her BAC at .24-.31.

This isn't a 1 beer lactation session dawg...Her milk literally disappeared because of her drinking and she would bitch and go fucking insane if I fed my kid formula. So he lost a fuckton of weight and I had to basically tell Trex to shut the fuck up as I feed my kid back from a 1percentile weight

To be clear, what you describe sounds like a major problem. I was only responding to the blanket statement that women cant drink if theyre nursing.

wormie · May 14, 2018

Gavinmad said:
Coming from the guy who threw away his marriage because he became infatuated with a college classmate a decade younger than him, this doesn't sting as much as you seem to think it does.

Reality isnt meant to sting. It just is.

Gavinmad · May 14, 2018

tyen said:
This is an alcoholic we are talking about. Where she puts her BAC at .24-.31.

This isn't a 1 beer lactation session dawg...Her milk literally disappeared because of her drinking and she would bitch and go fucking insane if I fed my kid formula. So he lost a fuckton of weight and I had to basically tell Trex to shut the fuck up as I feed my kid back from a 1percentile weight.

Basically if I didn't tell her to shut the fuck up, and feed my kid formula while she was having a meltdown about her lack of milk, it would of been a serious fucking hospital visit...Around that time is when she checked out as a mom. Which continues to this day.

No matter how much of a shitty mother she might be (and I'm assuming about half of the shit you're claiming is true since it's hard to make up an elaborate story if it isn't based at least partially on actual events), airing all the sordid baggage of your marriage just makes it more and more obvious how much of a pathetic attention whore you are. Also every time you make her look worse you make yourself look like an even bigger fucking moron for marrying a train wreck in the first place.

DickTrickle · May 14, 2018

Can someone have an intervention for

Gavinmad ? He seems really confused.

You don't have to white knight for a whore. You just pay them.

tyen · May 14, 2018

Jait · May 14, 2018

Pemulis said:
this just went from creepy and amusing to legit disturbing

Yep

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tyen · May 14, 2018

Gavinmad said:
No matter how much of a shitty mother she might be (and I'm assuming about half of the shit you're claiming is true since it's hard to make up an elaborate story if it isn't based at least partially on actual events), airing all the sordid baggage of your marriage just makes it more and more obvious how much of a pathetic attention whore you are. Also every time you make her look worse you make yourself look like an even bigger fucking moron for marrying a train wreck in the first place.

I don't mind. Better to be infamous then never famous at all~

DickTrickle · May 14, 2018

trex said:
I've got no shame about the fire incident and I'll talk about it openly. My son is a cheeky little guy. You turn your head for one second and he's wrecking havoc. He's amazing, athletic, passionate, and naughty. He liked to watch me cook and he turned on our range. He put a placemat on the fire. Even if I wasn't an alcoholic it would have happened.

When you're in charge of kiddos and they get hurt or into trouble you feel terrible. Of course I thought I could trust his dad with information and honesty. I was obviously wrong.

Yes, I know exactly who my oldests dad is.

But were you passed out drunk during the fire incident, like Tyen claimed, or still awake? If you weren't an alcoholic, I think it would have been difficult to be passed out drunk.

Screamfeeder · May 14, 2018

And I thought MY life was spiraling out of control...Jesus.

TJT · May 14, 2018

tyen said:

This is some traaasssshhhhyyy shit dog. God damn.

Ritley · May 14, 2018

Gavinmad said:
You're right, that is a bombshell. That '16 year old barista' comment was a savage burn.

Age is only a number

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