Terrible Jokes Thread

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What’s another term for cuming inside a woman….
Loading the Dishwasher

I like my women like I like my washing machines...
Able to handle an oversized load without shaking too much...

What do you call it if you like men AND women.....but they don't like you?
Bi-yourself

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
 
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