The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

i have no issues length or girth wise......its the only one my wife has ever had.....and i pay the hookers, so of course they say its perfect

chaos_sl said:

These threads are always hilarious.

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I love them long time.

I haven't measured since I was like 13 years old. I will say though that my cock is hand sized. That's like 1/12th of a horse!

So...... I might have tried to measure my girth with one of those metal tape measures that you pull out of the square case that can slingshot back in to it when you release the locking mechanism...

Wurstsalat_sl said:

Girth is more important than length i think. I am at 6.7 (long) and 5.9 (girth)

Offtopic: yesterday was the first time i tried a potency product... and holy shit. If you have not tried that yet, go for it.
And no, you dont need a sexual dysfunction to justify the use of something like that - its awesome.

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Yo, specifics please. I've gotta 2 month rock hard weekend planned before I go off into the hinterlands for 6 months, more boners would always be nice. And no, I have no potency issues, but I'm fucking 41 years old and can't pop off 3 times in a row like when I was 18, if I could get back to that for awhile....

*and ya, girth is important. The last chick from OkCupid that i hooked up with told me I tore her taint. You would think that was a bad thing...but she wouldn't stop talking about my ding dong after that.

Wurstsalat_sl said:

Offtopic: yesterday was the first time i tried a potency product... and holy shit. If you have not tried that yet, go for it.
And no, you dont need a sexual dysfunction to justify the use of something like that - its awesome.

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I took Viagra for anxiety issues since I hadn't had sex all that much, it's like you are a superhero or something you can cum and still keep going (for three hours) wtf.

I date a small asian to make my 3.5' look like its a real mans penis.
;_;

6"L/5.5"G(14"/9")

I have difficulty not slapping myself and my significant other in the face while we're both seated at the dinner table because of my length. That's normal, right.

I also, most definitely, like the rest of you, have a penis you should believe is just big enough for you all to envy but not so big you think I'm lying.

pictures or your all lying, must write Rerolled on it

Johnny49_sl said:

pictures or your all lying, must write Rerolled on it

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you payin in hot chocolate or crisp 20s?

I'm hung like snuffaluffagus... No you cannot see.