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The similarities are mostly superficial - the Substance is about cloning and consciousness transfer, where this one is about a virus that makes you younger and hotter ( metaphorically and literally ).

The bad guy of the Substance is the main character's vanity and self-loathing, and the bad guy of this one is a cackling cartoon villain who orders people killed while getting a blowjob on his yacht.

The series wasn't bad - interesting enough for me to watch the first 3 episodes and be interested in where it is going. The steel eyepatch hitman is a bit much though.

I can't help but feel that this series was filmed with boobs and then told to cut them out afterwards - there's a surprisingly large amount of boob related plot that really makes no sense or impact with never seeing them.
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I watched the first episode and the effects are really solid. This comes across like the X Files meets the Substance. I'm taking a wild guess and the virus is vampirism or something. Probably wrong but that's what I think based on first episode.
 

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I"m up to ep 5 where it sort of tells you the origin of it. This is worth a watch just for how wild it is. One thing that seems weird is

I found the unaltered FBI lady way hotter than the ' beauty' copy

but that's just me.
 
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Yeah. She was "Hollywood" ugly. Well before the DEI anyway.
I thought she just looked british. The beauty version wasn't better looking, just younger. I thought the older one was skinnier/in better shape too, when she changed the beauty version was pretty thick by comparison.
 
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Also in the thinks she looked better before crowd. I had to look up her creds, definitely had seen her before and it was making my brain itch. She was in the Prestige, which i've seen a few times and enjoyed. So it's probably that. Also Iron Man 3 (lol no) and a couple modern Godzilla movies.
 
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If youre considering watching this, don't.

If you've only watched a few episodes, stop now.

I don't know how I didn't see the tranny shit coming but yeah, in the end, its tranny dickchopper "I'm a real woman" shit. Don't watch unless thats your thing.
 
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If youre considering watching this, don't.

If you've only watched a few episodes, stop now.

I don't know how I didn't see the tranny shit coming but yeah, in the end, its tranny dickchopper "I'm a real woman" shit. Don't watch unless thats your thing.

The last episode I watched it changed that dude into a chick then the Assassin killed the guy who gave it to them. Did they expand on that? I figured it was a throwaway character to show the virus doesn't work the way we think it does.
 
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Aldarion

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The last episode I watched it changed that dude into a chick then the Assassin killed the guy who gave it to them. Did they expand on that? I figured it was a throwaway character to show the virus doesn't work the way we think it does.
The dude in a dress got infected and it changed him into a woman because Trans Women Are Real Women.

I don't know if theres ever been a more overt preaching of the trans message in anything I've ever had the misfortune to watch.

I don't know if it was intended as the finale but I will definitely be interpreting it that way.
 

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The dude in a dress got infected and it changed him into a woman because Trans Women Are Real Women.

I don't know if theres ever been a more overt preaching of the trans message in anything I've ever had the misfortune to watch.

I don't know if it was intended as the finale but I will definitely be interpreting it that way.

Got it, i took it as the virus makes you look how you want to look ideally, but I can see what you are saying. I guess it would be unlikely they would kill that character since it was two years prior. I find the show strange enough to finish it, looking at imdb Lux Pascal is only credited in the one episode so I dont think you will see the trans character again.
 

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I'm just watching it for all the wild shit. That and there is very little else to watch that's new right now.
 

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What so I have to be the one to say if you fuck the recently infected it's the fountain of youth? Weird there were 2 episodes this week and next when it's been 1 a week for a while.
 

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The dude in a dress got infected and it changed him into a woman because Trans Women Are Real Women.

I don't know if theres ever been a more overt preaching of the trans message in anything I've ever had the misfortune to watch.

I don't know if it was intended as the finale but I will definitely be interpreting it that way.
I didn't see this yet but I thought they said it turned you into your ideal version of yourself? For a dick chopper it kind of makes sense.
 

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Was fine with the X-files episodes at the start for 2-3 eps.

Didn't carry. Stopped watching after the trans plot turn. Ashton Kutcher's take was interesting at first in the beginning of the season, but didn't really carry with me. Not interested in the character anymore. Became more of a caricature. Not enough mystery. Mystery box stuff was carrying the early episodes. Once we had those answers it fell off a cliff. I think the character was over-exposed by mid-season and should have kept his scenes very limited.

There was all this mystery and X-Files vibe which felt good-- now everything just sort of sucks about the show after the first few episodes.
 

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It started pretty well, flailed around in the middle and then abruptly ended without going anywhere interesting.

As far as the trans thing goes, it turns you into what you want to look like, so there's no deeper message there - unless you want to also intuit some deeper meaning into Kutcher's cock getting bigger.

I was actually kind of interested in where they would go with the evil plot not foiled - what having sexually transmissible shapeshifting would do to society in general. Instead they just go 'Aaah unexpected side effects, wait we had to get fda approval ? Wait we are getting sued ? Nooo, how could this happen'.

It's like all the writers for the final episodes didn't get told what happened earlier in the show and just kind of guessed what was going on.
 

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I'd buy that. The first few episodes feel like a different show tonally. I realize this had to go somewhere else, but the first few eps were well-written-- everyone I know was hooked. Not much to look forward to besides the assassin guy, who is carrying most of the show since the FBI shit evaporated.

I might go back and finish it since I made it 6 episodes.