The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 1

Nester · Aug 29, 2016

After scrolling down through the choices i noticed they where not labeled with the numbers they represented in the vote. I then decided if i wanted to vote i would have to scroll back up and start counting.

I opted to scroll up and thus not vote and continue scrolling down, In retrospect i would have gone with the first one or the last one.

Enzee · Aug 29, 2016

The vote totals are similar to the odds of rolling that number on two dice.. intradasting..

I went with my lucky number, 5. It will be katy perry or natalie dormer in my head either way, not planning to check the thread again after results are determined!

Leadaas · Aug 29, 2016

Dicks out for Magda

Gamma Rays · Aug 29, 2016

Went for hole number 3. It rhymes with Natalie.

Royal · Aug 29, 2016

Bobalicios said:
I am confused, no matter who I get id be happy. How exactly do you lose here, its an awesome story no matter what and since it is a glory hole they are all Katy Perry until it doesn't matter.

The premise is that you'll find out just before launch who your co-pilot will be. So if you can concentrate away something like Shia's whiskers and imagine it's Katy Perry bobbin' on your knob then you'll be deserving of your victory.

Gamma Rays · Aug 29, 2016

A suggestion for a future round, have one of them be a pornstar who's known for giving amazing head.

I was going to list a few, but then you'd be the best one to throw out a list of names. I'd happily defer to your suggestions.

Lejina · Aug 29, 2016

They all look like they can suck a dick pretty good. There will be no loser here.

Royal · Aug 29, 2016

Gamma Rays said:
A suggestion for a future round, have one of them be a pornstar who's known for giving amazing head.

I was going to list a few, but then you'd be the best one to throw out a list of names. I'd happily defer to your suggestions.

Not that this should be misconstrued as any sort of clue, but there is a mystery celebrity. Let your imagination run wild until revelation day.

Royal · Aug 29, 2016

Izo said:
You're on the wrong side of the stall, gurl.

We do not forbid the use of auxiliary equipment here at The Dating Game by our female contestants. So should they desire they may strap up and relish the thought of trying to push several inches of silicone past Larry's tonsils as payback for all of those Prilosec commercials.

Hoss · Aug 31, 2016

Nester said:
After scrolling down through the choices i noticed they where not labeled with the numbers they represented in the vote. I then decided if i wanted to vote i would have to scroll back up and start counting.

I opted to scroll up and thus not vote and continue scrolling down, In retrospect i would have gone with the first one or the last one.

Not sure if you misunderstood or are funnin around. They do not represent specific numbers. they gun be randomized at the end.

Feanor · Aug 31, 2016

I really wanted Danny Devito, but Magda will do.

Royal · Sep 2, 2016

Welcome back to this week's episode of The Dating Game!

Well the time has come gents, and gals, to line up for the hole that you have previously chosen. Remember we have your selections recorded in the poll above, so no shuffling about once our celebrities have been assigned to their corresponding hole.

And now for this week's celebrities!

I have in my hand your hole assignments as determined by the Randomotron-5000. As I call your names please report to the following holes:

#1 - Larry the Cable Guy