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It's time once again for the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!
For this special round of The Dating Game our family of corporate sponsors have issued forth their minions to reprise the roles that you've come to know them by from your favorite commercial interruptions! While ordinarily they're what's standing in between you and quality entertainment, today they ARE the entertainment.
As you know by now the way it's played is pretty simple. There are 10 individually numbered holes to choose from and behind each a gum-lined garage belonging to one of this weeks celebrity participants awaits. All you have to do is decide into which hole you'll drive your steamin' semen truck and enter your selection in the poll above.
After the poll has closed on Friday I will announce which celebrities match up with which holes, the order being determined by the Randomotron-5000. At that point your selections will be locked in and it will up to each man to see if he can go the distance.
So without any further ado let's meet this weeks celebrity participants, in no particular order:
You know her as the Nationwide Spy, it's Jana Kramer!
We've got Phil Swift here for Flex Seal!
She's Best Buy's holiday gal, say hello to Alisa Allapach!
You know her all too well as Flo but today she's giving us the Todd treatment, for Progressive it's Stephanie Courtney!
She always looks good in bareMinerals but she's ready to wear something from your bare minerals, let's give a hand to Melanie Kannokada!
He's here to test the limits of super absorbency, it's ShamWoW's very own Vince Offer!
She's descended to earth to put in a little worship time at our alter, the DirectTV Goddess Hannah Davis!
They're the dynamic duo of the dashboard, let's hear it for Sonic's TJ Jagodowski & Peter Grosz!
Sorry Ronald but she's the hottest redhead in fast food, for Wendy's it's Morgan Smith Goodwin!
And of course our Mystery Celebrity
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