The Debate is Over...Literally!

Gamma Rays

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Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

And the rabbit says, "No."

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
 

Gavinmad

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Sometimes under to piss off everyone else in the house.

Including myself when I forget I'm the one who put the roll in the wrong way.
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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I just sit mine on the counter next to the toilet. Changing paper rolls? That little spring loaded doohickey? Who has time for that shit? Nah. We're classy over here at the Iannis house.

That little bracket, that's not a paper holder anyway. That's a handle. For when you gotta hang on for dear life. Gives you better leverage.
 

Leadsalad

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I just sit mine on the counter next to the toilet. Changing paper rolls? That little spring loaded doohickey? Who has time for that shit? Nah. We're classy over here at the Iannis house.

That little bracket, that's not a paper holder anyway. That's a handle. For when you gotta hang on for dear life. Gives you better leverage.
We keep ours in fancy clear plastic jars because the cats were just unravelling it from the holders and shredding it. "Did it just snow in my bathroom? Oh..."
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Yeah, I just let it dry out like spackle and then peel the crack-cast out.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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Indeed. Kinda like freebleeders, we're going the natural route. Freeshitting.