The first thing a woman would do after landing on Mars

Silence_sl

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....is find a place to buy lip balm.

19 assorted Carmex, Chap Stick in 7 different flavors.

This just from cleaning out my car.

Not that I'm complaining. The glitter lip balm she sometimes uses is good for making a really tiny 7.5 inch lighthouse.
 

eXarc

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why even bother rickshawing shit out of screenshots, ive always wondered

i mean really
 

Loser Araysar

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To establish a platinum standard of quality. Shit posting will not be tolerated.
 

eXarc

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To establish a platinum standard of quality. Shit posting will not be tolerated.
Platinum quality like this am I right?
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Rerolled
 

iannis

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I want to change my answer to "write her name in the rust dust" as well.

Hopefully her name is some combination of a puddle and a squiggly line.