The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

Johnny53 · Jan 29, 2013

but, today I end it....

Drinsic · Jan 29, 2013

So at the ripe age of 49, did you have to eat her asshole to really feel the love?

Johnny53 · Jan 29, 2013

have to ? no

Soygen · Jan 29, 2013

This is...weird.

redbandana · Jan 29, 2013

She's got a nice little skinny body. Can't she just give up hooking? Like in Pretty woman?

Drinsic · Jan 29, 2013

Nah Soy, it's love.

Johnny53 · Jan 29, 2013

damn....I will miss this girl

Pigbenis · Jan 29, 2013

She looks like she can take the cock... like 10 a night, minimum.

redbandana · Jan 29, 2013

Can't you just take out a loan and like, buy her? Don't give up!

lordvanduu_sl · Jan 29, 2013

This thread is getting murdery I think...

Johnny53 · Jan 29, 2013

Wife and Kids.......

Drinsic · Jan 29, 2013

^looooooooooooooool

redbandana · Jan 29, 2013

This thread is getting awesome.

Merkins4Brazil_sl · Jan 29, 2013

Someone should make a board game called 'Wife, Kids and Hookers', I'd play.

Johnny53 · Jan 29, 2013

if a girl breaks your heart, does her profession matter ? I know i wasn't supposed to fall for her,

Soygen · Jan 29, 2013

Johnny49_sl said:
Wife and Kids.......

You have them or you murdered and ate them?

Drinsic · Jan 29, 2013

Is your name actually Johnny, or are you just really into the whole prostitution thing?

Pigbenis · Jan 29, 2013

Drinsic_sl said:
Is your name actually Johnny, or are you just really into the whole prostitution thing?

rolf

Deathwing · Jan 29, 2013

I feel like "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" should be a clue that this is just a farce, but I can't place it. What person in their 20's listens to Poison?

The Ancient_sl · Jan 29, 2013

Johnny49 you are a gentleman and a poet, thank you for gracing these forums with your story.